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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6615 on: November 28, 2014, 01:09:26 am »
Melt into a useless puddle of flesh in the hospital until his beard grew back. A dwarve's beard is his strength, as Samson's hair is his.

What would Urist do if he saw a mating pile of cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6616 on: November 28, 2014, 09:35:40 am »
Die in nuclear catsplosion.

WWUD If Urist changed his name to Erist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6617 on: November 28, 2014, 11:49:43 am »
nothing of note besides doing the unthinkable act of changing his name in the first place, HE HAS THAT NAME FOR A REASON!


wwud if he had [IMOLATE] (if you don't know that makes him set the surrounding area of fire)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6618 on: November 28, 2014, 01:58:27 pm »
Set the booze stockpile on fire.


WWUD if the booze was on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6619 on: November 28, 2014, 02:15:22 pm »
Die immediately just by watching the terrifying scene.
Urist McAlcoholic has been scared to death!

WWUD if Urist McPickman engraved a very detailed (Mainly the faces!) mastework picture of Urist himself being eaten by a giant kobold?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6620 on: November 28, 2014, 04:31:33 pm »
Quote from: Magnumcannon on November 28, 2014, 02:15:22 pm
Die immediately just by watching the terrifying scene.
Urist McAlcoholic has been scared to death!

WWUD if Urist McPickman engraved a very detailed (Mainly the faces!) mastework picture of Urist himself being eaten by a giant kobold?
Enter a fell mood and make Urist McPickman into an artifact bone cage, which he then uses to trap kobolds.

WWUD if he dropped his favorite sock into the booze barrel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6621 on: November 28, 2014, 04:46:00 pm »
Drink the entire barrel to retrieve it.


WWUD if a FB attacked and the entire military was partying at the Microcline Table?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6622 on: November 28, 2014, 04:50:31 pm »
run into a corner and when stuck there with nowhere to go enter a martial trance and slaughter it


wwud if he WAS the FB
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6623 on: November 28, 2014, 06:17:54 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 04:50:31 pm
run into a corner and when stuck there with nowhere to go enter a martial trance and slaughter it


wwud if he WAS the FB
Take revenge on the players of DF by sneaking into seemingly walled-off areas, killing several dwarves, and letting a tantrum spiral destroy the fort.

WWUD if he was trapped in the dining hall with many tantruming dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6624 on: November 28, 2014, 07:18:04 pm »
be sad because of all the death then get punched in the face and join in the tantrum. OR

that's a nice waterfall

or

that's a nice table

or

look at those masterful engravings!

wwud if he met a mummy that did not want to kill or curse anyone and was very friendly and sociable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6625 on: November 28, 2014, 08:15:01 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 07:18:04 pm
wwud if he met a mummy that did not want to kill or curse anyone and was very friendly and sociable?

Elect it mayor, of course.

WWUD upon finding a beached whale corpse in her dining hall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6626 on: November 28, 2014, 08:17:43 pm »
butcher it.

wwud if it was a zombie whale?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6627 on: November 28, 2014, 10:30:45 pm »
Magma

WWUD if the zombie whale managed to beach itself out of the magma sea
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6628 on: November 28, 2014, 10:47:55 pm »
Run.

Wwud if she was lonely?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6629 on: November 28, 2014, 10:52:00 pm »
get married and crank out babies like crazy

wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)
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