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[blazing glory]

Be killed off by the overseer for making too many food stockpile leeches.

WWUD if the overseer killed everyone who had too many children food stockpile leeches?

[Madman198237]

Eat Drink more more to compensate for the lost consumers.

WWUD when the overseer decides that the fort's too laggy and consigns it to 100% magma flooding?

[endlessblaze]

impress the overseer by somehow surviving

wwud if the overseer was impressed enough to continue the fort and open the magma drainage floodgate.

[smeeprocket]

get married and crank out babies like crazy

wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)

does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?

Anyway,

Urist would promptly wander into the drainage area and lose all his body fat.

WWUD if a hydra attack his fort?

[endlessblaze]

this is bay12, disturbing cannot be applied, we are immune.

always. urist would run out to ace it alone despite orders not to, and promptly get slaughtered.


EDIT- forgot to ask  question.


wwud if s/he survive but as permanently crippled

[Graknorke]

does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?

Creating useless resource sinks is basically all dwarves do when they're not being one themselves. So many maroon faces trailing behind the useful dwarves.

So, the WWUD:
Lay about in the hospital for a year and a half until a diagnostician comes along, tells her that her wounds have healed on their own by now, make a half-hearted attempt at washing and suturing the scars, and then she'd cheerily continue with daily life except crawling everywhere.

WWUD as a goblin leader.

[Magnumcannon]

Equip all the gobbos of his fortress with bags and send them to kidnap the booze stockpile of some random dorf fort.

WWUD if his fortress got attacked by weegee?

[Eric Blank]

get married and crank out babies like crazy

wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)

does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?

No. You've been playing the game. You should know by now that its exactly what any sane dwarf would do, and tries to do if they find someone worth marrying. After all, the community will raise them, only the overseers mind if you use them as a meatshield, childbirth doesn't hurt and they appear out of thin air or something, only one in a dozen will reach adulthood, and they always feel better after talking to their family members. The more the merrier, quite literally.

Also:
Urist would throw a mine cart full of mine carts at him. The mine cart would unload and launch the mine carts at him, which would in turn unload on impact and fling their contents, kittens, at him. The weegee wouldnt stand a chance.

Wwud if he woke up one morning and his bedroom was full of badgers?

[4maskwolf]

The badgers would become enraged and attack him, before he killed them with a punch to the head on each of them.

WWUD if he found himself out of booze in a desert?

[tonnot98]

He would chop down a cactus with his fists, complain about the bleeding and pain, proceed to brew the cactus, and then complain about blood in his booze, and his booze spilling onto the sand.

And then he wakes up and realizes that he's in a desert without a brewing stand.

WWUD in the desert with no brewing stand, booze, or sanity?

[Dark One]

Being the only survivor of Glowgravel fortress placed in the desert of damned, Urist tries to find the way back to mountainhomes. Without booze or brewing stand, and rest of sanity going away, Urist finds the cavern entrance to the Armoks altar, and the god of blood said:
"What is your offer for the god of blood?" so Urist responded "I will chew my legs off, for unlimited barrel of booze!"
And so Urist McLegless lies in front of the Armoks altar, without legs, without sanity, but with the barrel of dwarven ale.

WWUD If this thread gets stickied?

[Lagslayer]

Try to clean it, but ultimately just track it all over the fortress. Everyone in the hospital dies of infection because all the soap is being used to clean.

WWUD if he had a tiny elf civ living within his beard?

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Attempt to burn it down but end up setting his beard/self on fire in the process. And then proceed to run to the nearest booze stockpile because he is thirsty.

WWUD if all the anvils in the world have been destroyed?

[StagnantSoul]

Urist would use a pile of dead elves as a makeshift anvil to make a real anvil

WWUD if all the anvils had been replaced with fruit cakes?

[Baffler]

Get killed by a goblin because he can't make weapons or armor to defend himself, but at least he won't go hungry.

WWUD in a game of Team Fortress 2?