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Arcvasti

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7020 on: January 31, 2015, 02:44:51 pm »
Enter a fell mood. Make a machine gun out of a fellow dwarf's bones. Solve the problem.

What would Urist do if they had no eyebrows?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7021 on: February 01, 2015, 04:05:38 am »
Not care because she wouldn't have ever had eyebrows. Also, according to the raws, does anything have eyebrows?

WWUD if a noble commandeered her rooms?





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Quote from: Retro on April 18, 2010, 09:14:42 pm
I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7022 on: February 01, 2015, 04:10:08 am »
Take up a job on the plumbing crew.

WWUD were she on gate guard duty when an adventurer wanted to visit the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7023 on: February 01, 2015, 04:25:36 am »
What adventurer?

WWUD if a rock throwing sneaking adventurer was in the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7024 on: February 01, 2015, 04:42:17 am »
There were no survivors.

WWUD if sneaking removed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7025 on: February 01, 2015, 08:11:07 am »
Get mauled to death by an enraged elephant.

WWUD if elephants had magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7026 on: February 01, 2015, 03:10:16 pm »
ALL IS LOST.

WWUD if Urist Christ appeared to save them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7027 on: February 01, 2015, 04:05:27 pm »
After Urist Christ made one too many unpopular sermons about treating people equally[And insinuating elves and goblins are also people], the baron ordered him atom-smashed. Some of his particularly devout followers kept teaching his message and wore miniature brigdes around their necks to as a symbol.

What would Urist do if he was in a minecart jousting competition?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7028 on: February 02, 2015, 12:42:03 am »
Urist, despite losing an arm, a leg, and his spleen, wins on a technicality when his opponent is disqualified for phasing off the jousting track and into the meed hall.

WWUD if he was accused of cheating by filling his minecart with magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7029 on: February 02, 2015, 04:06:44 am »
Well, Urist has a minecart full of magma, and the officials would probably be in the same room... Unfortunate accident anyone?

What would Urist do if goblins kidnapped Urist McUrist?

(Mc means son of)
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Quote from: Retro on April 18, 2010, 09:14:42 pm
I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7030 on: February 02, 2015, 04:29:04 am »
Die from the time paradox that caused him to father himself.

WWUD if time paradoxes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7031 on: February 03, 2015, 08:35:53 am »
They would go back to 2008 and get buried in stupid memes.

WWUD if caught snooping as usual?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7032 on: February 05, 2015, 08:31:42 am »
(Oops, looks like I kill the thread)

WWUD if faced with a titan that was a cat composed of troll fur socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7033 on: February 05, 2015, 06:48:38 pm »
Attempt to recover all the socks and then be smashed to death (Urist...) dwarves and their socks man...

WWUD if his family was accidentally made into a fine meal>
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7034 on: February 05, 2015, 06:55:46 pm »
Ursit is happy, he suffered the loss of spouse, he suffered the loss of a child, he enjoyed a lavish meal today

WWUD if dwarves were able to lie about their moods.
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