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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638667 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7035 on: February 05, 2015, 07:36:13 pm »
Be constantly content rather than happy, so the overseer tries to buttress their mood with better food, amenities, and facilities.

WWUD if Bomrek McBrewer burst into the tavern shouting about how he'd invented a horse milk based alcoholic beverage?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7036 on: February 05, 2015, 08:01:44 pm »
Laughed at, since no one milks anything, let alone HORSES.

What would Urist do if bees were the only source of alcohol left in the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7037 on: February 05, 2015, 08:11:56 pm »
He would welcome a drink that stings instead of stinking.

What would Urist do if he found out he can cast spells?
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7038 on: February 06, 2015, 01:58:49 am »
Make booze husks and booze thralls.

WWUD if there was an army of booze husks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7039 on: February 06, 2015, 10:44:19 am »
Invent a really long straw made of stone.

WWUD if he had a really long straw made of stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7040 on: February 06, 2015, 11:23:32 am »
Invent a really big tankard made of stone.

WWUD if stone booze in stone tankard drunk with stone straw?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7041 on: February 07, 2015, 09:10:10 am »
Turn to stone.

WWUD if weeping angels?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7042 on: February 07, 2015, 11:14:49 am »
Constantly attack it with a battleaxe until he passes out from exhaustion. The angel is about to move when suddenly another dwarf comes in and wails on it with  a warhammer until he passes out, then one comes in with a sword, then a spear, and it keeps going on till the whole fort passes out.

And then a vampire comes in.

WWUD if the overseer was in charge of constructing an SCP containment facility and the overseer took his job seriously.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7043 on: February 08, 2015, 01:34:51 am »
Design an extraordinarily elaborate facility to contain and destroy SCP-682 and nothing else after it proves too big to atomsmash. The primary defenses consist of [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Secondary defenses consist mostly of magma. Demons and forgotten beasts are periodically funneled into the containment chamber in an attempt to destroy 682. These fights are open for public viewing. It all works very well for everyone except D-05134, formerly Urist McFisheryWorker, who is tasked with guiding the forgotten beasts into SCP-682's enclosure.

WWUD in a fortress that actually had demand for his time-honed potash making skills?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7044 on: February 08, 2015, 03:10:32 am »
Die a lonely death because he has no time to socialise.

WWUD if DF had British Spelling?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7045 on: February 08, 2015, 03:19:34 am »
"Well chaps, I do  rather think that this end of this pointy stabbing device goes INTO the goblin, and most preferably having it come out the other side."
3 months later
"Hold men, Hold, men, Hold... Hold... And they rushed in"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7046 on: February 08, 2015, 04:04:14 am »
Urist would not exist.

WWUD if there was no spoon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7047 on: February 08, 2015, 04:55:33 am »
*Urist has become aware*

WWUD if he was aware?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7048 on: February 08, 2015, 09:13:52 am »
Go for a drink and promptly fall under the control of the booze leaching parasite hanging off his face once more.

WWUD if the forces of the elves are closing in on the last Mountainhome and all magma has been obsidianised?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7049 on: February 08, 2015, 02:21:04 pm »
Drop the Mountainhome on them.

WWUD if he WAS the danger?
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