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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 639111 times)

King_of_Baboons

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7260 on: March 14, 2015, 06:51:17 pm »
Become a legendary thief.

WWUD if dwarven blood was alcohol?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7261 on: March 14, 2015, 06:52:53 pm »
Become a vampire brewer.

WWUD if stealth werebronzecolossus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7262 on: March 14, 2015, 07:39:42 pm »
Swarm it with about 200 variously armed dwarves after it's spotted by the guard dog.

WWUD if a Kobold thief stole the Bronze Colossus kill from him right before he was going to deliver the decapitating blow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7263 on: March 15, 2015, 07:34:26 pm »
Urist would sound the alarm that a thief was on the loose, and the kobold would be promptly speared by the fortress guard (who in being late for the fight against the bronze colossus had accidentally arrived on time for the thief incident.) Urist plans to reclaim the kill now that the kobold is dead, but a passing child, having no kills herself, ends up higher on the item assignment schedule and takes it instead. Urist is just content that the kobold didn't get it at this point, and goes about his business like nothing happened.

What would Urist McBairn do if he was kidnapped by goblins and forced to sing the accompaniment for their dance routine?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7264 on: March 22, 2015, 04:37:32 am »
Become the famous singer. Get killed by spinning !!tomato!! thrown by goblin tantruming to his song. The !!tomato!! hitting him in the head, teating the skull and tearing the brain apart!

WWUD If thrown !!egg!! ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7265 on: March 22, 2015, 04:40:55 am »
Eat the pre-boiled +boiled egg+.

WWUD if cat meatshield?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7266 on: March 22, 2015, 10:20:41 am »
Use it to block dragonfire attacks, after all it's still a shield, even if it is made out of cat meat

WWUD if he was a booze titan
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7267 on: March 22, 2015, 05:13:31 pm »
Be tackled and drunk to death by every other dwarf in the fort.

WWUD if his civilization had no pickaxes with which to dig, and no trade partners?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7268 on: March 23, 2015, 03:24:58 am »
The fort is saved from being a tree house when Urist McMiner sees a bug. He hates bugs. In the resulting fell mood, he murders a nearby ghost and makes a pick.

WWUD if a group of bards named The Ghost Picks showed up at the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7269 on: March 26, 2015, 02:09:31 am »
Build a memorial to them to make them go away.

WWUD if the liaison from the mountainhome was a nasty dirty goblin?
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Rince Wind

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7270 on: March 26, 2015, 06:44:19 am »
Say: at least it is not a demon, shrug, and go on with business.


WWUD if cooking required heat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7271 on: March 26, 2015, 12:58:12 pm »
Build some magma kitchens.

WWUD If Necronomicon appeared in fortress's library?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7272 on: March 26, 2015, 05:36:43 pm »
Summon a Byakhee, tame it and weaponize it for usage against the elven trades. Later suffering from a horrible high-speed desintegration.

WWUD if a Bronze Colossus caravan arrived?
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Rince Wind

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7273 on: March 26, 2015, 06:19:53 pm »
Retreat behind the cagetraps.


WWUD if the bc was trapavoid?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7274 on: March 26, 2015, 06:34:17 pm »
Faint from terror, get caught in a cage trap and survive.

WWUD if he was stuck in a cage?
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