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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 639145 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7305 on: May 11, 2015, 09:16:50 pm »
Build a spire of steel sticking up from the magma sea with a capacitor on the end.

WWUD if he was dead for a few decades, but got better?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7306 on: May 13, 2015, 11:42:06 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 11, 2015, 09:16:50 pm
Build a spire of steel sticking up from the magma sea with a capacitor on the end.

WWUD if he was dead for a few decades, but got better?

Urist, being a zombie now, would maul random passers-by between years long stretches of standing about doing nothing in particular.

WWUD if an adventurer armed with a pair of pickaxes and soaked in blood came into his house and started chatting at him about the weather and his family?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7307 on: May 14, 2015, 02:40:18 am »
Take me with you on your adventures!

WWUD if the queen hired him to kill himself?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7308 on: May 17, 2015, 06:37:07 am »
Attempt to do it, go back to the queen and say: It is I who have slain me!

WWUD if she hired him to kill herself?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7309 on: May 17, 2015, 10:50:07 am »
Fail the quest when the queen decides to fight back

WWUD as overseer of boatmurdered
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7310 on: May 18, 2015, 02:00:52 am »
Half the fort perishes under his rule. This is considered an improvement, and he wins a second term.

WWUD if the elephants demanded the right to vote?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7311 on: May 18, 2015, 10:51:14 am »
Let them have it. Maybe our nobles wouldn't be so useless then

WWUD if he was ruled by an elephant monarch?
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7312 on: May 19, 2015, 11:31:17 am »
With elephant taking the rule, all elephants became members of Urist' civ. Elephant migrants visit all the fortresses. Urist will watch a huge spawn of tiny Boatmurdered like fortresses, falling due to elephant migrants.

WWUD with elephant necromancer in Boatmurdered?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7313 on: May 19, 2015, 06:32:16 pm »
Urist runs for the magma lever, but is too slow. The tide of tusks, thundering feet, and demonic trumpeting overtakes him...

WWUD if the hellephants from dungeon crawl stone soup were implemented?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7314 on: June 05, 2015, 09:07:36 am »
Ignore all the alarms, orders and other means of getting him into the civilian bunker to casually carry a brick into the midst of said hellephants.

WWUD If he admired elephants but was forced to fight one?
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Dark One

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7315 on: June 05, 2015, 12:00:11 pm »
Get a happy thoughts from seeing an elephant, and from joining in a righteous slaughter.

WWUD If elves with elephant mounts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7316 on: June 09, 2015, 03:52:36 pm »
Quote from: Dark One on June 05, 2015, 12:00:11 pm
Get a happy thoughts from seeing an elephant, and from joining in a righteous slaughter.

WWUD If elves with elephant mounts?


charge at them

what would urist do if a noble mandated for the production of 10 adamantine toy carts.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7317 on: June 11, 2015, 01:42:59 am »
"Accidentally" manufacture lead minecarts, then deliver them to his bedroom.

WWUD if he discovered alcohol poisoning?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7318 on: June 11, 2015, 07:36:31 pm »
Specifically, he would go melancholy and die of thirst... Letting the secret out would destroy the very foundations of dwarven society. Their civilization would end overnight! He must take it with him to his sober grave.

Wwud if the secret got out?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7319 on: June 12, 2015, 06:38:29 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 11, 2015, 07:36:31 pm
Specifically, he would go melancholy and die of thirst... Letting the secret out would destroy the very foundations of dwarven society. Their civilization would end overnight! He must take it with him to his sober grave.

Wwud if the secret got out?


urist would laught at the stupidity of the other urist for thinking dwarves are affected by such minor things.


wwud if he found out alcohol poisoning DID affect dwarves?
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