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noodle0117

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #75 on: April 25, 2011, 12:26:44 pm »
He'd try to demand a better room himself, but when that obviously doesn't work, he just calls in a few extra hammers on said engraver so that he could never engrave again.

WWUD if he was splashing around in a puddle of 1/7 water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2011, 03:12:16 pm »
Quote from: noodle0117 on April 25, 2011, 12:26:44 pm
He'd try to demand a better room himself, but when that obviously doesn't work, he just calls in a few extra hammers on said engraver so that he could never engrave again.

WWUD if he was splashing around in a puddle of 1/7 water?

Drown.

What would Urist do if she embarked at one of Armok's Whiskers? (the cotton candy surface pipes)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2011, 03:23:13 pm »
Quote from: abadidea on April 25, 2011, 03:12:16 pm
What would Urist do if she embarked at one of Armok's Whiskers? (the cotton candy surface pipes)

Admire its wondrous height, then dig straight down to the bottom.

What would Urist McFarmer do if the fort lived on quarry leaf syrup roasts, but he forgot to plant quarry bushes for the past 3 seasons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #78 on: April 25, 2011, 03:51:47 pm »
Take a break.

WWUD if he encountered a Fluffy wambler that menaced with spike of cute?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #79 on: April 25, 2011, 04:23:59 pm »
Hug it.

What would Urist do if she got married in the middle of fighting off a siege?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #80 on: April 25, 2011, 04:38:08 pm »
Have a baby then use it as a shield.

WWUD if he went to Dwarf heaven?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #81 on: April 25, 2011, 04:43:35 pm »
Drink all the beer from the volcanoes and reproduce with the hookers through spore transmission.

WWUD if given your keyboard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #82 on: April 25, 2011, 04:45:36 pm »
Assign you to pull the lever.

WWUD if he was attacked by Bogeymen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #83 on: April 25, 2011, 04:55:32 pm »
Quote from: IT 000 on April 25, 2011, 04:45:36 pm
Assign you to pull the lever.

WWUD if he was attacked by Bogeymen?

Urist would proceed to strike at them with his crossbow.

What would Urist do if his kidneys were removed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #84 on: April 25, 2011, 05:00:21 pm »
Stumble over to the alcohol stockpile, 'cause hell, his liver still works!

WWUD if his liver was removed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #85 on: April 25, 2011, 05:40:01 pm »
Die of alcohol withdrawal.

WWUD if he was struck by a fey mood while on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #86 on: April 25, 2011, 05:44:48 pm »
Create !!ALKAHEST, THE ICES OF DOOM!!

It menaces with spikes of !!SILK!!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #87 on: April 25, 2011, 05:48:09 pm »
Urist would go back home dissapointed and take a nap in a flaming bed menacing with spikes while sharing it with a corpse.

What would Urist do if he was gifted the knowledge of making wooden armor and weapons?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #88 on: April 25, 2011, 06:03:02 pm »
Refuse to make them, because those are fer pansy elves!

WWUD if he was staring down a goblin siege alone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #89 on: April 25, 2011, 07:09:01 pm »
He'd pull his kitten leather helm over his ears and charge it with a shield
What Would Urist Do if he was a professional poet?
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