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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637374 times)

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8565 on: March 05, 2017, 11:03:27 pm »
"BOMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

WWUD if he was so hungry, he had to hunt for vermin?
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LordBrassroast

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8566 on: March 07, 2017, 10:54:18 am »
Cancel task because hungry, starve to death.

WWUD if he became a ghost?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8567 on: March 07, 2017, 09:04:26 pm »
Murder some socks, then batter anyone who tries to memorialize them.

WWUD if spiteful spectral socks sought serious satisfaction on his spirit? (That's satisfaction as in vengeance, not something lewd or anythongthing.)
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8568 on: March 08, 2017, 01:17:17 am »
Urist unravels the uppity unwelcome unit using unhuman unceasing umbrellas.

What would Zefon do?
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LordBrassroast

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8569 on: March 08, 2017, 09:48:23 am »
Not be Urist.

WWUD if Zefon stole his identity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8570 on: March 08, 2017, 09:57:36 pm »
Complain to the fortress guard. The seagull responsible was sentenced to death in absentia.

WWUD if the sheriff asked him to join a posse to kick some outlaws out of the saloon tavern?
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8571 on: March 08, 2017, 10:18:20 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on March 08, 2017, 09:57:36 pm
Complain to the fortress guard. The seagull responsible was sentenced to death in absentia.

WWUD if the sheriff asked him to join a posse to kick some outlaws out of the saloon tavern?
Actually try to forcibly remove them, causing a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if he was in a loyalty cascade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8572 on: March 09, 2017, 04:36:41 pm »
Punch. EVERYTHING.

WWUD if the goblins showed up during the loyalty cascade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8573 on: March 09, 2017, 07:12:56 pm »
Punch them too. Get stabbed and die.

Wwud if there were kobolds moving into the tavern and never leaving?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8574 on: March 10, 2017, 04:17:00 pm »
Kill them, and make a totem of their skulls.
WWUD with the totems?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8575 on: March 11, 2017, 10:16:05 am »
Give them to Bomrek Deepage, the Dwarven King.

WWUD if he had "teatime" (boozetime) with Bomrek?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8576 on: March 11, 2017, 02:23:22 pm »
Enjoy his drink and become good friends with the king, but also be sentenced to 3 hammer strokes after he mentions that he butchered the kobolds to make totems out of. Urist figures it's a wash.

WWUD if he was given a barony?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

LordBrassroast

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8577 on: March 12, 2017, 09:34:26 am »
Demand 7 slade beds.

WWUD if he was the King?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8578 on: March 12, 2017, 07:37:27 pm »
pull the lever that temporarily floods his throne room with lava

what would urist do if he was thirsty and saw a river with 3 alligators in it, but there wasn't any booze for miles?
« Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 07:39:50 pm by Garn »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8579 on: March 12, 2017, 08:10:44 pm »
Kill the alligators, drink their blood and then starve to death because they got stuck in the river afterwars.

What would Urist do if they were locked in a time capsule with a breeding pair of cats, a vampire and an elf?
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