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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 355389 times)

Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8670 on: April 26, 2017, 09:38:10 pm »

Nothing, because dwarves are already drunk to oblivion.
WWUD if he only had one sock?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8671 on: April 27, 2017, 10:47:44 pm »

Cut off a leg!

WWUD if the overseer mandated a polar bear soap tower in the middle of the desert?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8672 on: May 02, 2017, 10:36:31 am »

Make a polar bear soap tower in the middle of the desert.
WWUD if there were no polar bears, or polar bear soap?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8673 on: May 03, 2017, 09:41:12 am »

Spam job cancellations!

WWUD if he had to choose between drinking booze and killing hippies elves?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8674 on: May 03, 2017, 02:12:15 pm »

Invent booze from tree bark, so at least he could piss the elves off.

WWUD if he found the secrets of life and death in his local library?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8675 on: May 03, 2017, 02:31:59 pm »

Read it. Duh.
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8676 on: May 03, 2017, 03:11:04 pm »

Bring back his treasured pet.

WWUD if Pet Sematary?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8677 on: May 10, 2017, 03:49:06 am »

Cry.
Wwud if his pet anteater was struck down by a forgotten beast?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8678 on: May 10, 2017, 09:15:36 am »

Kill the FB, then raise the anteater, as Urist is a necromancer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8679 on: May 10, 2017, 04:43:59 pm »

Die horribly trying to punch something that was holding a gun.

WWUD if there were no more soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8680 on: May 10, 2017, 11:39:09 pm »

Urist returns to the ways of his fathers and wears clothes not of pig tail, but of blood and vomit.

What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8681 on: May 12, 2017, 10:02:51 pm »

Urist returns to the ways of his fathers and wears clothes not of pig tail, but of blood and vomit.

What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?

"Oy. Shut ya mouth."

What would Urist McAccomplishedWrestler do if he were put in his Fortress's arena with a lion?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8682 on: May 13, 2017, 02:32:54 pm »

Attempt to suplex it.

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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8683 on: May 13, 2017, 05:02:56 pm »

He probably wouldn't care, since it's only 1/9th the size of a wagon anyways.

WWUD if everything didn't just take up 1 tile?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8684 on: May 13, 2017, 06:35:55 pm »

Urist eats one too many sugar roasts and can't get through doors anymore.

WWUD if 50 adventures showed up wanting the fort's artifacts?
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