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[Asin]

Smash it with his metal magic hands of death and destruction! Then make a new world.

What would Urist-Armok do if his god-children rebelled and put him in a deep sleep inside the new planet's core?

[Rethi-Eli]

I'm sorry? His beard is made of pure adamantine strands, that's impossible. Everyone knows that the stronger a dwarf's beard is, the stronger the dwarf is. He'd probably just kill his kids and start a loyalty cascade.

WWUAD if HFS was spontaneously created?

[Eric Blank]

Spontaneously create adamantine clad legendary warriors to do battle with it.

Wwud if he had a psychiatrist?

[Rethi-Eli]

Drive said psychiatrist insane.

What would Urist Olith do if they were a human?

[Imic]

Commit suicide.
Wwud of all of the booze was gone?

[IndigoFenix]

Drink grimy water, vomit, drink vomit, get drunk on his own vomit, fall in the water, drown.

What would Urist do if he was a Tyromancer (like a necromancer, but with cheese)?

[pikachu17]

Eat cheese. Raise it in his stomach. Have zombie cheese in his stomach.
WWUD if he was a feminist?

[Dunamisdeos]

Eat cheese. Raise it in his stomach. Have zombie cheese in his stomach.
WWUD if he was a feminist?

Post it note art is OH GEEZ OH MAN



Also he'd immediately throw a tantrum.

WWUD if he lost the ability to throw tantrums?

[Eric Blank]

go insane because he can't punch people in a fit of rage.

wwud with flip flops?

[heydude6]

Try to wear socks with them

WWUD if he saw this thread?

[Rethi-Eli]

Have an existential crisis. Solve it with booze.

WWUD if given a Bay12 account and a computer?

[Eric Blank]

see this thread, have an existential crisis and try to solve it with booze. enough booze to kill a dwarf, even.

wwud with their one true love?

[Urist McVoyager]

Get into a sparring match, kill them, go Fell, kill someone else and use their body to make a slab for their lost love.

WWUD if the next goblin siege came with machine guns?

[Oddant1]

Put on his +adamantine plate armor+, charge one of the gobbos down and steal his gun, then go rambo on their asses.

WWUD if he was locked outside the fortress during an elven siege?

[Eric Blank]

destroy the entire siege and burn the bodies in piles of lumber.

wwud with a giant mosquito?