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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637975 times)

Urist McVoyager

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8700 on: June 09, 2017, 09:40:35 pm »
He'd bury a pickax in its head and butcher the corpse for supplies. Then go hunt for more mosquitoes. Or fish.

WWUD if he was kidnapped and raised by Elves?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8701 on: June 09, 2017, 10:34:49 pm »
Get a lot of nature crap in his beard, realize the false ways of the elves, and set fire to the home-tree.

WWUD of babysnatched and raised by goblins?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8702 on: June 09, 2017, 11:10:27 pm »
Quote from: Rethi-Eli on June 09, 2017, 10:34:49 pm
Get a lot of nature crap in his beard, realize the false ways of the elves, and set fire to the home-tree.

WWUD of babysnatched and raised by goblins?

Violently beat the crap out of the demon leader.

WWUD if he were raised by wolves?
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8703 on: June 10, 2017, 10:27:45 pm »
Be... exactly the same as if he hadn't been raised by wolves.

Wwud if the magma sea were rising?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8704 on: June 11, 2017, 04:40:35 am »
Construct a giant tower of up stairs to escape the rising magma then die of dehydration due to being unable to ever come down.

WWUD if an elf became the king of his civilization?
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Urist McVoyager

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8705 on: June 11, 2017, 06:11:31 am »
Compare him to Cacame Amedinade and either kill him if he doesn't match up, or praise him if he does.

WWUD if he ran into a perpetually burning grate made of Lignite?
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PaPaj

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8706 on: June 11, 2017, 06:16:54 am »
Try to use it for construction

WWUD if he would be a girl?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8707 on: June 12, 2017, 05:53:14 am »
Be the exact same, since dwarves are like that, and the only difference between men and women is which one randomly and unexpectedly gets pregnant while doing something.
Wwud if she had a child while hauling buckets of magma?
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SOLDIER First

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8708 on: June 12, 2017, 07:57:07 pm »
Insert child into bucket for efficiency.

WWUD if magma was actually molten elves' blood?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8709 on: June 13, 2017, 01:19:25 pm »
Kill more elves, admire their bodily fluids ability to destroy everything they hold dear.

Wwud with thirty days free time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8710 on: June 20, 2017, 11:45:59 am »
mine a pit spanning the entire level down to hfs
Wudd if laser kittens
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UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8711 on: June 21, 2017, 06:08:41 pm »
Weaponize them.

WUDD if his wife is a kobold
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8712 on: June 22, 2017, 07:46:03 am »
Wonder why, and WHEN, he was sober enough to something so un-dwarf-like.

WWUD if forced to understand the concept of sobriety?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8713 on: June 23, 2017, 02:28:35 am »
Drown his sorrows, get drunk, and forget about it.
Wwud in the greatest fortress ever?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8714 on: June 23, 2017, 03:47:44 pm »
Nothing.

For Losing is Fun, and the greatest fort is, of course, the one lost most spectacularly.


WWUD in an actively burning wooden fortress?
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