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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638613 times)

LordBrassroast

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8805 on: September 05, 2017, 07:52:04 am »
Urist cancels Drink: On fire.

WWUD if he wanted to create art?
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Dragonunion

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8806 on: September 05, 2017, 08:00:30 am »
Get a crazy mood and makes a crown out of mud and bones.

Wwud if he lives in a human town?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8807 on: September 05, 2017, 03:04:11 pm »
Vandalize Improve all their human statues by casting obsidian beards on them.

WWUD if chased by an angry human mob?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8808 on: September 05, 2017, 03:12:11 pm »
Improve all the humans by casting obsidian beards on them.
WWUD with a pile of badly burnt human corpses?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8809 on: September 05, 2017, 04:07:22 pm »
Congratulate himself on the timely use of magma.
WWUD if use of magma was somehow not timely?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8810 on: September 07, 2017, 05:18:01 am »
Burn to death.
Wwud if he was a priest of Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8811 on: September 07, 2017, 10:23:13 am »
Go berzerk and pull all Levers of the fort!
Wwud if he has an underwater base?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8812 on: September 07, 2017, 04:36:29 pm »
Drown when removing an important construction, that he was also standing on.
WWUD with a copy of that Star Wars Christmas Special?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8813 on: September 07, 2017, 04:55:47 pm »
Use it to build a section of wall, since there isn't really any other use for a VHS tape plastic block.

WWUD if the MPAA sieged the fortress over his rampant piracy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8814 on: September 07, 2017, 05:27:27 pm »
Make them burn by showing them a picture of Richard Stallman.
WWUD with a pile of burnt MPAA corpses and a picture of Richard Stallman?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8815 on: September 17, 2017, 02:58:53 pm »
Urist sings his victory song!

WWUD if this was taken down from Dorftube because it contained copyrighted bird sounds in the background?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8816 on: September 18, 2017, 10:47:24 am »
Rewrite the copyright system to not include things that eldready existed, go mad from the complexity.
Wwud innwarcraft 3?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8817 on: September 20, 2017, 12:37:38 pm »
Urist would keep playing it until he died from dehydration.

What would Urist do if a frog asked him for a kiss?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8818 on: September 20, 2017, 03:20:06 pm »
Urist declines to kiss the Frenchman.
WWUD in France?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8819 on: September 20, 2017, 10:08:38 pm »
Eat the snails. They are delicious.

Wwud in north korea?
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