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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637452 times)

Romeofalling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8835 on: November 05, 2017, 03:36:53 am »
Wait for an architect to finish designing his bedroom.

WWUD if he was a video game designer at a 24-hour programming challenge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8836 on: November 05, 2017, 08:44:04 am »
Go on brake as soon as it starts.

WWUD if he made a video game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8837 on: November 05, 2017, 09:07:28 am »
It would be Dwarf Fortress. RECURSION, MOTORSCOOTERS!!!

WWUD if he made an ISG?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8838 on: November 06, 2017, 05:45:48 am »
MAAAAAAAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8839 on: November 06, 2017, 07:48:31 am »
Suggest that Armok come down and fix the mess before he has to go upstairs and make him.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8840 on: November 06, 2017, 07:51:12 am »
ASCII-ify the collection

WWUD when Myth & Magic comes around?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8841 on: November 06, 2017, 11:06:43 am »
Urist McSorcerous casts Sacrilegious Change on Urist McAverage's Dwarven Beer!
Urist McAverage cancels Drink Beer: Item mismatch

WWUD with a beer-to-water spell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8842 on: November 06, 2017, 12:19:24 pm »
Jump in magma, for no-one should be able to perform something so horrifying.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8843 on: November 09, 2017, 07:37:50 pm »
Thanks to sparring bugs, Urist becomes a spear dwarf instead of a wizard.

WWUD if he had to choose a war creature to ride into battle with his stabbing wand?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8844 on: November 09, 2017, 07:41:15 pm »
Dragons. Lots of dragons.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8845 on: November 16, 2017, 04:57:13 pm »
Go fishing with those whales.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8846 on: November 16, 2017, 05:13:48 pm »
Hunt down and kill the being that performed such vile acts of necromancy.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8847 on: November 16, 2017, 05:16:26 pm »
Toss it in magma, he's not an elf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8848 on: November 16, 2017, 07:34:24 pm »
I mean, I hate to point out the obvious, but isn't that basically the story of Cacame?

What would Urist do in your choice of Edgar Allan Poe works?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8849 on: November 17, 2017, 03:37:04 pm »
Urist quoth "Nevermore".

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