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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637067 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8865 on: December 15, 2017, 05:08:27 am »
Kill them all.
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8866 on: December 15, 2017, 01:39:13 pm »
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.

WWUD if invistext?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8867 on: December 15, 2017, 02:00:43 pm »
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8868 on: December 15, 2017, 02:05:39 pm »
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Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 01:39:13 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.

WWUD if invistext?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8869 on: December 15, 2017, 02:06:21 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 01:39:13 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.

WWUD if invistext?
Urist Mcdoctor cancels see Urist Mcinvisible, can't see him.
WWUD if he was turned into a fish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8870 on: December 15, 2017, 03:31:55 pm »
Carp cancels Fight: Dead.

WWUD if a fish turned into him?
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8871 on: December 15, 2017, 04:07:52 pm »
He wpuld cancel sanity: Questioning logic.
Wwud if Imic forgot to ask him what would he do several times in a row?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8872 on: December 15, 2017, 07:18:30 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 01:39:13 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.

WWUD if invistext?

Urist McScholar cancels read: Text invisible or misplaced.

WWUD if his civ didn't know how to make low boots?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8873 on: December 15, 2017, 07:39:55 pm »
wear 2 pairs of socks and still put them on in the wrong order.

WWUD if a Christmas Tree was mandated for the dining hall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8874 on: December 15, 2017, 07:58:04 pm »
Using his extensive knowledge of hydrodynamics, Urist gets just a little water in the dining hall on one tile so that trees can grow.

WWUD when the entire fort inevitably floods?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8875 on: December 15, 2017, 08:30:42 pm »
Nothing.

WWUD if he was trapped on a 40z tall pillar with flocks of kea circling and no way down?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8876 on: December 16, 2017, 09:32:25 am »
Try to punch a kea and fall off. Miraculously survive. For about 30 seconds.

Wwud if the keas stole all the forts artifacts
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8877 on: December 16, 2017, 09:37:47 am »
Send a squad for the artifacts, then have the squad be lost.

WWUD if cat-people?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8878 on: December 16, 2017, 09:50:11 am »
Be domesticated by them

Wwud with the power to teleport anywhere in the world instantly
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8879 on: December 16, 2017, 09:57:49 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 16, 2017, 09:50:11 am
Wwud with the power to teleport anywhere in the world instantly
teleport only short distances on same zlevel, but walk immensely longer routes when target on different zlevel

WWUD with if he had a timetravel device?
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