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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638853 times)

Rockeater

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8940 on: March 27, 2018, 02:57:01 am »
Sell a single obsidian block

WWUD if he was suppose to connect the opening bridge to a lever.
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8941 on: March 27, 2018, 03:05:17 am »
Climb under bridge to connect lever and cease to exist.

WWUD if tasked with putting on an unforgettable luncheon for the mayor?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8942 on: March 27, 2018, 03:18:27 am »
He'd promptly forget about it and go on break for a year.

WWUD if he was not allowed to go on break.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8943 on: March 27, 2018, 02:25:47 pm »
Realize that he's living in a 0.44 world and that he doesn't go on breaks anyway.

WWUD if a necromancer came to the fort?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8944 on: March 27, 2018, 02:44:23 pm »
Get eaten by zombies.

Wwud if he was lonely?
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DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8945 on: March 30, 2018, 08:49:59 pm »
Go melancholy and starve.

WWUD in the opposite situation? (far too many dwarves)

(Sorry about not having the second part, hit the touchpad when typing and it clicked Post)
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8946 on: March 31, 2018, 03:48:01 am »
He is killed in the tantrum spiral that occurs when a goblin kill the one guy every one was friends with.

WWUD if the fort was filled with miasma.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8947 on: March 31, 2018, 10:03:08 am »
Urist would wander aimlessly through the miasma and still complain about his environment being 'stinky'

WWUD if he was turned into an elf?
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snow dwarf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8948 on: April 03, 2018, 03:07:46 am »
Throw a tantrum and hug a tree

WWUD if he was teleported to 2018
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Mediterraneo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8949 on: April 05, 2018, 08:40:21 am »
Destroy my FPS rate by repeatedly trying to path back home.
WWUD if he was cutting through an aquifer in winter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8950 on: April 06, 2018, 03:03:52 am »
Go eat dwarven wine biscuits and take a nap only to come back to work just as the ice is melting.

WWUD if he could type in the DFHack console?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8951 on: April 06, 2018, 10:41:40 am »
>armoks-blessing
>remove-stress -all

WWUD if DFHack bugged out and he was now a crundle in the fort caverns?
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DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8952 on: April 06, 2018, 08:51:29 pm »
make-legendary all

WWUD if he were in the real world
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8953 on: April 06, 2018, 09:47:19 pm »
Quote from: DaComputerNerd on April 06, 2018, 08:51:29 pm
make-legendary all

WWUD if he were in the real world

I seem to have ninja'ed you by about 10 hours, friend.  :P
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The closest thing Bay12 has to a flamewar is an argument over philosophy that slowly transitioned to an argument about quantum mechanics.
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The trick is to only make predictions semi-seriously.  That way, I don't have a 98% failure rate. I have a 98% sarcasm rate.

Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8954 on: April 07, 2018, 12:55:26 pm »
Start a new Civilization and slowly conquer the whole world.

WWUD if his universe didn't exist because there was no OS to run DF on installed on the hardware?
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