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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638461 times)

DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8970 on: April 27, 2018, 03:30:30 pm »
Punish that stupid noble that wants a steel bed

WWUD if he was in Boatmurdered (post-StarkRavingMad)?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8971 on: April 28, 2018, 05:42:22 am »
He would be killed by elephants.

WWUD if Boatmurdered wasn't attacked by elephants.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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LucasEobrican

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8972 on: May 01, 2018, 07:32:14 pm »
Flood the surface with lava anyway, just to make the elves angry.

WWUD if his skin was replaced with adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8973 on: May 01, 2018, 08:37:27 pm »
Enjoy the newfound imperviousness of his flesh and run around the fortress screaming that he has become a god.

WWUD if he was a child kidnapped by goblins?
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8974 on: May 01, 2018, 09:39:06 pm »
Become the dwarf overlord of goblins, running on a platform of safety awareness after an unfortunate accident claims the life of his fiendish predecessor.

WWUD if he was raised by kobolds?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Shazbot

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8975 on: May 02, 2018, 03:46:53 pm »
Hammer copper large daggers using a boulder for an anvil, thus solving the question of the prime anvil of dwarven metallurgical evolution.

WWUD if he were the only male dwarf in the only fortress of a goblin-ransacked world, surrounded by hundreds of eligible women yet strongly valuing traditions like marriage?
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8976 on: May 03, 2018, 05:45:18 pm »
Suddenly remember that polygamy is an option.

WWUD if he was an elf?
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8977 on: May 08, 2018, 11:03:02 pm »
Become the immortal Elven God King of all Dwarfdom, leading his valiant Dwarf armies against the heretical elven sissies till all of elvenkind had either converted to living life like the far superior life of a dwarf, or until he was the only elf left in the world!

WWUD if he got to see your blueprints for the new megaproject?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8978 on: May 08, 2018, 11:31:42 pm »
Wall himself in while building the first floor. Then die of thirst.

WWUD with a computer?
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KittyTac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8979 on: May 08, 2018, 11:53:32 pm »
Run Dwarf Fortress on it. Recursion!

WWUD if he was a cat?
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8980 on: May 09, 2018, 06:56:20 am »
He would get turned into a cat tallow biscuit.

WWUD if he had a cat tallow biscuit.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8981 on: May 09, 2018, 10:39:47 am »
Feed the biscuit to a wounded dwarf. Incidentally the cat's owner.

WWUD if sick with a cold?
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KittyTac

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8982 on: May 09, 2018, 09:39:26 pm »
Wonder what a cold is, as diseases are not in the game yet.

WWUD if he was an overpowered modded cat?
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8983 on: May 09, 2018, 11:34:23 pm »
Breath fire. Every 5-6 turns. To attack vermin.

WWUD if he had dementia?
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acomposerofdreams

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8984 on: May 10, 2018, 04:23:43 am »
He, like all dwarves, already has dementia. Need I go further?

WWUD if he found himself fighting a forgotten beast made of Dwarven Ale?
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