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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638255 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #90 on: April 25, 2011, 07:21:44 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on April 25, 2011, 07:09:01 pm
He'd pull his kitten leather helm over his ears and charge it with a shield
What Would Urist Do if he was a professional poet?

Seize a workshop, demand wooden wafers, go berserk.

WWUD if he learned to extract aluminum from bauxite?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #91 on: April 25, 2011, 08:03:19 pm »
Get ambushed by goblins and die before he could tell anyone.

WWUD if he had a pair of +Obsidian Sunglasses+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #92 on: April 25, 2011, 08:06:00 pm »
Go berserk and say "I guess my rage was *puts on +sunglasses+* volcanic!"


WWUD if he was intelligent?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #93 on: April 25, 2011, 08:12:01 pm »
Cease to exist, as he would represent a complete improbability.


WWUD if he saw a refreshing barrel of booze half a mile away, was dying of thirst, and had a stream right next to him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2011, 08:15:54 pm »
Walk around in circles until he dies.


WWUD if he struck METAL!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2011, 08:41:44 pm »
Make a pair of SOCKS.

WWUD if he was in the middle of an elf siege and a HFS breach?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2011, 08:48:07 pm »
Urist McMason would attend a meeting with the only other person while he is supposed to be sealing the depths and the gate is wide open and has been ordered closed.

What would Urist do if he was the cheif medical dwarf during a tantrum spiral resulting from an invasion?

(His name is Urist, not Uist, I fixed it.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #97 on: April 25, 2011, 09:32:42 pm »
Go to the party over by the statue garden.

WWUDI she was alone in a fort and wanted to stay alone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #98 on: April 26, 2011, 12:02:00 am »
She would be The Original Urist.

WWUDI she discovered how to process uranium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #99 on: April 26, 2011, 12:55:13 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on April 26, 2011, 12:02:00 am
She would be The Original Urist.

WWUDI she discovered how to process uranium?

She would be The Only Urist.

WWUDI She became an elf.
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #100 on: April 26, 2011, 02:06:44 am »
Die horribly from self inflicted magma burns.

WWUD if she gave birth to quadruplets while fighting HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #101 on: April 26, 2011, 04:33:38 am »
Quote from: NewsMuffin on April 26, 2011, 02:06:44 am
Die horribly from self inflicted magma burns.

WWUD if she gave birth to quadruplets while fighting HFS?

Use two of them as shields, and then tantrum and throw the other two plus assorted body parts fluffly wambler style and defeat the HFS.  She'd feel better about throwing something and taking joy in slaughter afterwards.

WWUD if his spouse just dropped a litter of kids during combat and proceeded to do the above?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #102 on: April 26, 2011, 12:03:18 pm »
Urist cancels live, seeking infant.

What would Urist do if there was a Lynx?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #103 on: April 26, 2011, 04:54:09 pm »
Quote from: PCpaste on April 26, 2011, 12:03:18 pm
What would Urist do if there was a Lynx?

Build an elaborate machine to catch it, then pull the wrong lever and drown the fort in magma.

WWUD if there was no magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #104 on: April 26, 2011, 05:26:59 pm »
Use the blood of elves in his megaproject, instead.

WWUD if Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and a Megabeast showed up at the exact same time, and they were all pissed?
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