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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 395070 times)

acomposerofdreams

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9030 on: May 19, 2018, 02:47:13 am »

Be ordered by the overseer to guard the drawbridge, then have her shunted down into the arena with the next group of elven merchants when the draw bridge is raised, pass popcorn out to the rest of the fort.

WWUD If he had front row seats to the next arena match?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9031 on: May 19, 2018, 06:00:05 am »

He would let his pet elephant sit in the second seat.

WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9032 on: May 19, 2018, 05:12:10 pm »

He would let his pet elephant sit in the second seat.

WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
War train the elephant.

WWUD if the elephant turned on him?
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acomposerofdreams

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9033 on: May 20, 2018, 05:55:48 am »

The elephant always turns on you, why the hell do you even have an Elephant, URIST!?! Cause now you're just dead.

WWUD if he saw the DF mod release thread?
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DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9034 on: May 20, 2018, 09:21:50 am »

"Urist McDwarfface looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible"

WWUD if he discovered "The Earth Strikes Back"?
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acomposerofdreams

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9035 on: May 24, 2018, 08:07:08 pm »

Thank Armok for an enemy finally worth his GOD DAMNED TIME!

WWUD if he met Toady?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9036 on: May 24, 2018, 10:38:54 pm »

Urist would attempt contact. Reaching as one might toward their creator. It would be a moment engraved on all walls.

Toady would finally feel the project is close to complete. Maybe a decade out.

WWUD in a fortress with infinite framerate?
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fishboyliam

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9037 on: May 25, 2018, 02:09:36 pm »

At infinite frames a second, the fortress technically crumbles to its end as soon as it begins.

What would he do at NEGATIVE frames per second?
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acomposerofdreams

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9038 on: May 25, 2018, 04:13:07 pm »

You, the player, now feel stupid for letting a catpocolapes happen again...

WWUD if Armok decided this new world didn't need any hidden fun stuff?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9039 on: May 26, 2018, 03:15:42 am »

Create unhidden feline stuff.

WWUD if his fort was besieged by cat clowns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9040 on: May 29, 2018, 01:29:10 pm »

Take out the cat candy.

WWUD with a flask of infinite alcohol?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9041 on: May 29, 2018, 02:04:33 pm »

He would make it through the working day with one less tantrum.

WWUD if a careless overseer dumped his flask of infinite alcohol down the Forgotten Beast's feeding chute?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9042 on: May 29, 2018, 02:08:07 pm »

Follow the flask, and kill the FB.

WWUD if the FB is made of adamantium?

Eschar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9043 on: May 29, 2018, 03:20:54 pm »

Release the MAAAAAAGMA!

What if he met the Overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9044 on: May 29, 2018, 05:37:15 pm »

Blame me for not noticing that he climbed into a tree for no good reason and went unnoticed for two months.

Wwud if he worked in the customer service industry
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