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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9045 on: May 29, 2018, 05:37:15 pm »

Blame me for not noticing that he climbed into a tree for no good reason and went unnoticed for two months.

Wwud if he worked in the customer service industry
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

DaComputerNerd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9046 on: June 04, 2018, 05:56:58 pm »

"Urist McDwarfface has gone stark raving mad!"

WWUD if he had a meeting with his boss?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9047 on: June 05, 2018, 09:40:37 am »

Follow her home and quietly watch her sleep while waiting.

What would Urist do if he was stranded on a desert island with nothing but a wooden training axe and 500 copper coins?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9048 on: June 06, 2018, 05:08:07 am »

He'd complain about the lack of alcohol and food for awhile then die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was stranded on a glacier.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9049 on: June 06, 2018, 01:43:53 pm »

He'd complain about the lack of alcohol and food for awhile then die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was stranded in the HFS with a quantum stockpile filled with food and alcohol?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9050 on: June 06, 2018, 03:10:07 pm »

He would overcome all expectations and murder everything with his bare hands.
Then go crazy due to a fey mood and die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was trapped in a totally adequate dwarven society with all his needs met?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9051 on: June 06, 2018, 07:19:10 pm »

Throw a tantrum because he saw a dead cat and for the first time in centuries actually cared about this. Punch the legendary armorsmith in the head killing him instantly.

WWUD with a bunch of perverts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9052 on: June 08, 2018, 11:52:27 am »

He'd become a scholar and write a book called "Do You Know Reproduction?"

WWUD is his XXsocksXX rotted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9053 on: June 08, 2018, 08:50:36 pm »

Memorialize them with a slab.

WWUD with a ☼candy sock☼?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9054 on: June 09, 2018, 05:06:57 am »

Frame it behind glass and not let anyone touch their "precious", burbling insanity while staring gleefully for hours and days. Eventually they begin to believe it's truly candy and try to eat it. They choke and die, still clutching a half-eaten divine treasure that was once worn on the feet of ancient dwarven kings.

WWUD if Armok spoke to them?

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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9055 on: June 09, 2018, 08:37:23 pm »

Be sad, because armok is yelling degrading obscenities at urist for being such a worthless little beard shaving elf's whore.

Wwud if armok was pleased for a change?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9056 on: June 10, 2018, 02:32:58 am »

He'd panic as armok being pleased means something bad is going to happen.

WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9057 on: June 10, 2018, 07:31:54 pm »

He'd panic as armok being pleased means something bad is going to happen.

WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
Break out the candy socks.

WWUD if he was overcome with a fey mood amidst the crisis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9058 on: June 12, 2018, 12:51:40 pm »

Make a artifact sword, Al la The Hamlet of Tyranny.

What Would Urist Name this artifact, and what material would it be made of?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9059 on: June 13, 2018, 11:07:36 pm »

Dyed Wool, obviously.

Sorry, quick edit as I didn't answer the whole thing first time (Armok please forgive me!)

It would be named The Slayer of Clowns, and of course... be utterly useless in the epic struggle.

WWUD if the overseer gave that Dyed Wool Sword to the militia Champion instead of letting the creator keep it?
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