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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 402758 times)

Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9075 on: September 04, 2018, 10:14:10 am »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?
*thinks about changing raws* :D
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9076 on: September 04, 2018, 02:48:00 pm »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?

Go in the sky and throw swords at invaders.

WWUD if he was a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9077 on: September 07, 2018, 03:21:42 pm »

BUMP
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9078 on: September 09, 2018, 11:11:29 pm »

Urist McGoblin is shocked when he finds out that he was adopted. All his life, he thought he was in a dark pit filled with blood and vomit and governed by an evil being.

WWUD if a tantruming dwarf smashed the fort's deathtrap lever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9079 on: September 09, 2018, 11:34:32 pm »

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9080 on: September 10, 2018, 08:39:56 am »

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?
make edible armour out of candy.

WWUD if he grew up in a human city?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9081 on: September 10, 2018, 09:01:05 am »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9082 on: September 10, 2018, 12:40:45 pm »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).
This had me close to tears for a split second until i snapped back in and realised it is not OUR reality.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9083 on: September 11, 2018, 09:27:34 pm »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?

Force alcohol down everyone's throats until they die.

WWUD if he is a clown? (actual clown not HFS clown)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9084 on: September 19, 2018, 02:56:21 am »

As Urist's circus is entering a new fort, he admires the wagon wood roads, the wagon wood entry, the *wagon wood drawbridge* (exceptionally constructed, too), and the simply sublime wagon wood menacing spikes. The fort's residents enjoy masterful elephant and lion roasts.

WWUD if all his friends mistook the big red clown noses for hats and wore them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9085 on: September 27, 2018, 08:50:40 am »

Urist cancels get equipment: equipment mismatch.

WWUD if he got rained on?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9086 on: September 27, 2018, 08:52:19 am »

Tantrum, then go berserk and kill half of the fort.

WWUD if he was a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9087 on: September 29, 2018, 08:35:56 pm »

Act like a dwarf because he still grew up in a dwarf society because otherwise he wouldn't be named "Urist".

WWUD if he worshipped a god of chaos?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9088 on: September 29, 2018, 08:37:32 pm »

Urist Cancels Worship Tzeentch: Target deity has gone stark raving mad.

WWUD in Warhammer Fantasy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9089 on: September 30, 2018, 03:19:30 am »

He would be eaten by Skaven.

WWUD if he was given a gun.
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