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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 394672 times)

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9090 on: August 22, 2018, 07:24:49 pm »

Urist cancels Fish: OH CARP! CARP! THERE'S CARP IN THE RIVER! THEY'RE CARPIN' EVERYWHERE! RUN FOR YOUR CARPIN' LIVES!

WWUD if "carp" was actually a curse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9091 on: August 22, 2018, 07:55:08 pm »

Use the curse much like a mummy, and make his enemies weaker.

WWUD if he was a mummy?

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9092 on: August 26, 2018, 04:25:25 pm »

Curse. Every. Single. Freaking. Thing. (Except for undead because he can't curse undead)


WWUD if he's this guy http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9093 on: September 03, 2018, 06:57:51 pm »

Bump
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9094 on: September 03, 2018, 08:24:03 pm »

Sadly Urist is a dwarf and Cacame is an elf. Dwarf =/= elf. Paradox ensues, kaboom.

WWUD if Urist noticed that he was growing cat ears?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9095 on: September 03, 2018, 08:53:14 pm »

Adopt himself and kill vermin to drop at his own feet.

WWUD if she saw a single tooth in a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9096 on: September 03, 2018, 09:46:34 pm »

Overcome by the sheer horror of both seeing a dead body and not being able to eat giant rattlesnake for far too long, Urist enters a catatonic state.

WWUD if he was rained on while in his catatonic state?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9097 on: September 03, 2018, 11:04:52 pm »

Do nothing.

WWUD if he found out about the Myth release?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9098 on: September 04, 2018, 05:32:04 am »

He would say that it is terrifying and that it was inevitable.

WWUD if he fell in a river?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9099 on: September 04, 2018, 05:37:46 am »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9100 on: September 04, 2018, 05:40:32 am »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9101 on: September 04, 2018, 10:14:10 am »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?
*thinks about changing raws* :D
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9102 on: September 04, 2018, 02:48:00 pm »

Get encased in ice because the river froze.

WWUD if he was a kitten?

Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.

WWUD if he could fly?

Go in the sky and throw swords at invaders.

WWUD if he was a goblin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9103 on: September 07, 2018, 03:21:42 pm »

BUMP
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9104 on: September 09, 2018, 11:11:29 pm »

Urist McGoblin is shocked when he finds out that he was adopted. All his life, he thought he was in a dark pit filled with blood and vomit and governed by an evil being.

WWUD if a tantruming dwarf smashed the fort's deathtrap lever?
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