Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 606 607 [608] 609 610 ... 613

Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 367395 times)

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9105 on: September 09, 2018, 11:11:29 pm »

Urist McGoblin is shocked when he finds out that he was adopted. All his life, he thought he was in a dark pit filled with blood and vomit and governed by an evil being.

WWUD if a tantruming dwarf smashed the fort's deathtrap lever?
Logged

Blastbeard

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9106 on: September 09, 2018, 11:34:32 pm »

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?
Logged
I don't know how it all works, I just throw molten science at the wall and see what ignites.

Pvt. Pirate

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dabbling Linux User
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9107 on: September 10, 2018, 08:39:56 am »

Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible while evacuating attending a party.

WWUD if adamantine was edible?
make edible armour out of candy.

WWUD if he grew up in a human city?
Logged
"dwarves are by definition alcohol powered parasitic beards, which will cling to small caveadapt humanoids." (Chaia)

KittyTac

  • Bay Watcher
  • Impending Catsplosion. [PREFSTRING:aloofness]
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9108 on: September 10, 2018, 09:01:05 am »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?
Logged
RODCHENKO WORKS IN SIGS
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Pvt. Pirate

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dabbling Linux User
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9109 on: September 10, 2018, 12:40:45 pm »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).
This had me close to tears for a split second until i snapped back in and realised it is not OUR reality.
Logged
"dwarves are by definition alcohol powered parasitic beards, which will cling to small caveadapt humanoids." (Chaia)

UristMcVampire

  • Bay Watcher
  • [NOT_LIVING][BLOODSUCKER]
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9110 on: September 11, 2018, 09:27:34 pm »

Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).

WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?

Force alcohol down everyone's throats until they die.

WWUD if he is a clown? (actual clown not HFS clown)
Logged
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.


 Naga/Lamia race

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9111 on: September 19, 2018, 02:56:21 am »

As Urist's circus is entering a new fort, he admires the wagon wood roads, the wagon wood entry, the *wagon wood drawbridge* (exceptionally constructed, too), and the simply sublime wagon wood menacing spikes. The fort's residents enjoy masterful elephant and lion roasts.

WWUD if all his friends mistook the big red clown noses for hats and wore them?
Logged

snow dwarf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Is always cold
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9112 on: September 27, 2018, 08:50:40 am »

Urist cancels get equipment: equipment mismatch.

WWUD if he got rained on?
Logged
Here at Bay12 we excel at Theoretical Biology. Need to know the value of Merbone? Check. Need to know the density of a thrown Fluffy Wambler? Check. Need to know how a walking Mushroom can theoretically talk? Check.

KittyTac

  • Bay Watcher
  • Impending Catsplosion. [PREFSTRING:aloofness]
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9113 on: September 27, 2018, 08:52:19 am »

Tantrum, then go berserk and kill half of the fort.

WWUD if he was a goblin?
Logged
RODCHENKO WORKS IN SIGS
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

UristMcVampire

  • Bay Watcher
  • [NOT_LIVING][BLOODSUCKER]
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9114 on: September 29, 2018, 08:35:56 pm »

Act like a dwarf because he still grew up in a dwarf society because otherwise he wouldn't be named "Urist".

WWUD if he worshipped a god of chaos?
Logged
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.


 Naga/Lamia race

Madman198237

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9115 on: September 29, 2018, 08:37:32 pm »

Urist Cancels Worship Tzeentch: Target deity has gone stark raving mad.

WWUD in Warhammer Fantasy?
Logged
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9116 on: September 30, 2018, 03:19:30 am »

He would be eaten by Skaven.

WWUD if he was given a gun.
Logged
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Pvt. Pirate

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dabbling Linux User
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9117 on: September 30, 2018, 05:31:20 am »

Urist McGunslinger cancels Hunt - out of Ammo

WWUD if out of Gun-Ammo?
Logged
"dwarves are by definition alcohol powered parasitic beards, which will cling to small caveadapt humanoids." (Chaia)

KittyTac

  • Bay Watcher
  • Impending Catsplosion. [PREFSTRING:aloofness]
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9118 on: September 30, 2018, 05:55:35 am »

Do nothing and just Socialize in the tavern.

WWUD if he was given a stack of bullets for the gun?
Logged
RODCHENKO WORKS IN SIGS
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Olith McHuman

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9119 on: September 30, 2018, 06:00:55 am »

Drop them on the floor because he has no quiver.

WWUD if the bullets were in bins?
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 606 607 [608] 609 610 ... 613