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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 379015 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9135 on: January 29, 2019, 01:21:26 pm »

Go insane and summon cheese wheels

What would Urist do if he's an elf?
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Grand Sage

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9136 on: January 29, 2019, 02:21:04 pm »

Kill himself over his lack of beard.

WWUD if his weapons were made of cheese?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9137 on: January 30, 2019, 07:27:32 am »

During a long battle he'd get hungry and eat them, then promptly get killed because he had no weapons.

WWUD if was a captured by goblins?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9138 on: February 06, 2019, 11:24:07 am »

Kill the goblins, get eaten by a troll.

What would Urist do if the (probably insane) king declared cheese for everyone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9139 on: February 07, 2019, 07:49:10 am »

Immediately tantrum and pull the lever that empties the high-pressure river-fed reservoir directly into the top levels of the fortress.

WWUD if he was miraculously flushed to safety during the deluge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9140 on: February 12, 2019, 03:03:23 pm »

Sit around on the surface whining about the ghosts building up around him.

Wwud if he was appointed baron of a far away fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9141 on: February 13, 2019, 06:48:30 am »

Slowly make his way there, then die of old age as soon as he enters the fortress.

WWUD if a werelama attacked his cat.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9142 on: February 13, 2019, 07:11:14 am »

Urist McDwarf has gone berserk!

WWUD if he bit off a werelama's head while berserk?
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Grand Sage

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9143 on: February 13, 2019, 10:37:34 am »

make a ☼Werelama skull totem☼

wwud if his fort was overrun by his favorit creature. (e.g. Rutherers if urist likes rutherers for there enormous tails)
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9144 on: February 13, 2019, 01:23:45 pm »

Die of happiness.

WWUD if the fort was overrun by least favorite creature?

Khalari

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9145 on: February 14, 2019, 12:21:52 pm »

Go on a tantrum and kill his wife.

WWUD if he were exiled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9146 on: February 14, 2019, 08:38:41 pm »

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9147 on: February 14, 2019, 10:13:47 pm »

Start finding aircraft to move around on the wings of. Eventually the gremlins emerge from the caverns and protest that he's stealing their jobs.

WWUD if he were a villain in the upcoming release?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9148 on: February 15, 2019, 07:39:26 am »

He would create a incredibly complicated network of criminals to steal some socks.

WWUD if a villain stole his socks?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9149 on: February 18, 2019, 01:49:00 pm »

Urist McSOCK has gone berserk!

What would Urist do if some insane guy was eating all the socks?
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