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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 396581 times)

Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9150 on: February 18, 2019, 05:26:09 pm »

Wait for another pair come the next goblin siege.

What would Urist do if he was an epic gamer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9151 on: February 18, 2019, 05:42:32 pm »

Play dwarf fortress. As himself.

Wwud with another dwarf revealing artifact locations within their fort?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9152 on: February 19, 2019, 06:11:41 am »

He would steal the artifacts for himself.

WWUD if he caught Urist stealing the forts artifacts.
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Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9153 on: February 19, 2019, 09:18:40 am »

Kill Urist and claim the artifact as a family heirloom from UristMcHimself

WWUD if hurt during this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9154 on: February 19, 2019, 01:18:52 pm »

Become a wereturtle just before the full moon.
WWUD as a wereturtle?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9155 on: February 20, 2019, 02:24:51 am »

Mostly just pull levers.

What would Urist McNotVampire do if he caught his real identity stealing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9156 on: February 20, 2019, 12:38:54 pm »

Steal from his real identity and probably eat more socks

WWUD if someone made an artifact sock sock sock stew sock sock biscuits sock sock sock roast?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9157 on: February 22, 2019, 03:38:40 pm »

Assume the chef was totally insane.

Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9158 on: February 22, 2019, 08:54:30 pm »

Assume the chef was totally insane.

Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
Urist likes aye-aye men for their “interesting fingers” ;^). The rest of the animal men along with the mayor he designates to a nice burrow with a sweet magma incinerator for “ethics purging”.

WWUD if he was one of the last living citizens in a dying dwarf civilization?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9159 on: February 23, 2019, 09:45:48 am »

Die.

WWUD if he is dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9160 on: February 24, 2019, 05:47:54 am »

He would rise up as a ghost and knock over tables and throw mugs around.

WWUD if he got hit by a mug the ghost threw?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9161 on: February 24, 2019, 06:21:01 am »

He would learn the secrets of necromancy to revive that fellow, just to be able to slay him again with that mug.

WWUD if he was surrounded by a dozen of undead elephants on fire?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9162 on: February 25, 2019, 05:27:59 am »

Go on break.

WWUD if he couldn't get to the breakroom past the undead elephants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9163 on: February 25, 2019, 05:39:20 pm »

Drink vampire blood, and then walk past them.

WWUD if he was raised by kobolds.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9164 on: March 03, 2019, 04:27:18 am »

Attempt to steal magma and burn to death horribly.

WWUD if he was raised by elves?
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