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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 402765 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9180 on: May 07, 2019, 11:27:30 am »

Conclude that he's gone mad, and subsequently go mad, because goblins don't have hospitals.

Wwud if vermin bites could confer magical powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9181 on: May 07, 2019, 02:28:35 pm »

Try and get bit by as many vermin as possible to gain the powers, possibly writing books about which vermin cause which power.

Wwud if he found the entrance to a necromancer's tower, but no undead were around?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9182 on: May 08, 2019, 04:48:14 am »

He'd suddenly realize that the zombies were behind him the whole time and they now have him cornered.

WWUD if he found himself surrounded by zombies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9183 on: May 08, 2019, 10:11:24 am »

Try to climb up a nearby wall or try climbing on top of one of the zombies

WWUD if he stayed on a zombie's head while surrounded? (The zombie he is on has no hands which is why it can't scratch him)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9184 on: May 09, 2019, 12:24:48 pm »

Get bitten in the foot when the zombie looks up.

WWUD if bitten in the foot by a zombie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9185 on: May 09, 2019, 12:32:40 pm »

Kick it with his other foot, then fall down.

WWUD if this happens?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9186 on: May 09, 2019, 01:55:00 pm »

Cut off the bitten foot so he doesn't turn, throw everything he has except armor and weapons at the zombies to distract them while using his arms to crawl along the ground towards the fortress.

WWUD if he finds the fortress empty except for statues of the other dwarves?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9187 on: May 09, 2019, 05:14:14 pm »

Get turned to stone because someone modded in a creature that can petrify dorfs.

WWUD if turned to stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9188 on: May 09, 2019, 07:52:47 pm »

Spend the time thinking about the choices made in life

Wwud if 10 years later, whatever petrified them turned them back into normal?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9189 on: May 09, 2019, 08:01:14 pm »

Spend the time thinking about the choices made in stone.

WWUD if he discovers he can now turn people into stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9190 on: May 09, 2019, 08:08:15 pm »

Go through time to be the being that petrified those dwarves.

WWUD now?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9191 on: May 09, 2019, 09:18:47 pm »

Petrify himself.

WWUD if petrified by himself?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9192 on: May 10, 2019, 08:18:44 am »

Get stuck in a loop where he unpetrified and petrified again

Wwud to escape the time loop?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9193 on: May 10, 2019, 09:22:24 am »

Petrify some random duck that was flying by.

WWUD with a petrified duck?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9194 on: May 10, 2019, 10:44:34 am »

Decorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,

Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
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