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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 467819 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9195 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:28 am »

Rub brains on the statues. They are now brainy.

Wwud if his statue business ultimately failed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9196 on: May 14, 2019, 01:07:56 am »

He would remove the mason bench, but then have a strange mood and be unable to complete it

What would Urist do if there was a fire in the booze storage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9197 on: May 14, 2019, 05:39:05 am »

Nothing as he'd be to busy being set on fire by the dragon that set the booze on fire.

WWUD if he got set on fire by a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9198 on: May 14, 2019, 06:57:30 am »

Wander around aimlessly, setting everything else on fire. Duh.

What would Urist do if he realised he was a cheese maker joining a new fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9199 on: May 14, 2019, 01:08:11 pm »

Go into a strange mood and make a cheese golem.

WWUD if a cheese golem was attacking the fort and spitting cheese on people?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9200 on: May 14, 2019, 02:18:23 pm »

Decorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,

Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
Terrifying was supposed to be petrifying and brainy was supposed to be barony, what's done is done. Thank you autocorrect

Urnst would lock away the cheese hole and attempt to train it.

Wwud if all of the dwarves were mad at him for creating an aggressive cheese hole?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9201 on: May 14, 2019, 02:21:28 pm »

Decorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,

Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
Terrifying was supposed to be petrifying and brainy was supposed to be brainy, what's done is done. Thank you autocorrect

Urnst would lock away the cheese hole and attempt to train it.

Wwud if all of the dwarves were mad at him for creating an aggressive cheese hole?
Urnst?  it's Urist :D
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9202 on: May 14, 2019, 02:23:19 pm »

Hole was supposed to be golden
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9203 on: May 14, 2019, 05:15:35 pm »

Urist would be thrown into the terrifying aggressive cheese hole.

Wwud with a pit full of nothing but angry cheese, anyway?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9204 on: May 15, 2019, 05:08:40 am »

Make it into a arena and watch elves fight and die to the cheese.

WWUD if the aggressive cheese escaped into the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9205 on: May 15, 2019, 05:40:14 am »

this calls for a rawedit or a mod :D
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9206 on: May 15, 2019, 07:41:52 am »

Exit the fortress, lock the doors, and turn up the temperature, melting and evaporating the cheese.
WWUD to repair the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9207 on: May 15, 2019, 08:51:14 am »

Rebuild it with more cheese.

WWUD if the fort turned into a huge angry cheese golem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9208 on: May 15, 2019, 09:28:50 am »

Live inside it and function like a parasite, eating it from the inside

WWUD if the cheese hole got poisoned, thus poisoning him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9209 on: May 15, 2019, 11:19:49 am »

Turn into a cheese golem because he ate too much cheese.

WWUD if made of cheese?
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