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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 385531 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9195 on: April 15, 2019, 01:52:19 pm »

Stab people and than die.

WWUD if dead again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9196 on: May 01, 2019, 04:02:54 am »

somehow cause loyalty cascade in necromancer tower
WWUD if plot failed?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9197 on: May 01, 2019, 06:57:10 am »

Be kicked to death by some reanimated legs.

WWUD if he was attacked by squirrel?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9198 on: May 05, 2019, 04:37:42 pm »

Get terrified and run away

WWUD if he learned that he was the only non vampire in the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9199 on: May 05, 2019, 05:41:52 pm »

Take a nap.

WWUD if given an umbrella?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9200 on: May 05, 2019, 07:57:31 pm »

Realize he likes umbrellas, then proceed to ask for more of them

What would Urnst do if their children started attacking them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9201 on: May 05, 2019, 08:10:54 pm »

Beat them until they lose consciousness, then report them for assault.

WWUD if his children were sentenced to a beating?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9202 on: May 05, 2019, 09:20:42 pm »

Cause a loyalty cascade. Die in the aforementioned loyalty cascade.

WWUD if dead AGAIN?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9203 on: May 05, 2019, 10:39:05 pm »

Get risen by a necromancer and lead a zombie siege

Wwud if nighttime never ended?
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Moral of the story: Everyone has dumb moments, laugh at them

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9204 on: May 06, 2019, 01:45:17 am »

He wouldn't notice as he has no use for the surface.

WWUD if he was allergic to all kinds of stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9205 on: May 06, 2019, 08:52:45 am »

Build his room in clay

What would Unst do if he found himself in a goblin hospital?
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Moral of the story: Everyone has dumb moments, laugh at them

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9206 on: May 07, 2019, 11:27:30 am »

Conclude that he's gone mad, and subsequently go mad, because goblins don't have hospitals.

Wwud if vermin bites could confer magical powers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9207 on: May 07, 2019, 02:28:35 pm »

Try and get bit by as many vermin as possible to gain the powers, possibly writing books about which vermin cause which power.

Wwud if he found the entrance to a necromancer's tower, but no undead were around?
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Quote from: Naturegirl1999 IRL
*picks up pepper* “Look, a pickle” *puts down pepper* “wait, pickles and peppers are completely different instruments”
Moral of the story: Everyone has dumb moments, laugh at them

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9208 on: May 08, 2019, 04:48:14 am »

He'd suddenly realize that the zombies were behind him the whole time and they now have him cornered.

WWUD if he found himself surrounded by zombies?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9209 on: May 08, 2019, 10:11:24 am »

Try to climb up a nearby wall or try climbing on top of one of the zombies

WWUD if he stayed on a zombie's head while surrounded? (The zombie he is on has no hands which is why it can't scratch him)
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GENERATION 28: The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 IRL
*picks up pepper* “Look, a pickle” *puts down pepper* “wait, pickles and peppers are completely different instruments”
Moral of the story: Everyone has dumb moments, laugh at them
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