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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 467050 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9210 on: May 15, 2019, 03:16:58 pm »

Get eaten by a roving black bear.

Wwud if the world was being conquered by an enormous cheese golem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9211 on: May 15, 2019, 03:56:01 pm »

Accept it as Urist's new ruler.
WWUD under the rule of the Cheese Lord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9212 on: May 15, 2019, 04:10:30 pm »

Get beaten up by cheese golems for failing to produce cheese querns (3/3).

WWUD if tasked with overthrowing a Cheese Lord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9213 on: May 15, 2019, 04:21:04 pm »

Gather as many companions as possible, kill the person who told him to betray his ruler, use a queen in a building to produce 3 cheese per each companion he has, head to the cheese Lord's lair, get his companions to join the Cheese Army, give the cheese to the cheese lord, who then rewards him for his loyalty by having him be the commander of the Cheese Army.

WWUD as commander of the cheese army?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9214 on: May 15, 2019, 09:29:32 pm »

Launch an assault on the cracker goblins and their god-king: the terrible cracker devil (a towering mongoose twisted into humanoid form composed of crackers. Beware its deadly dust!).

WWUD when the cracker goblins start eating their way through the cheese army's shields and weapons (which are also made of cheese)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9215 on: May 16, 2019, 07:43:53 am »

Set them on fire, the melted cheese would stick to the mouths and stick them to their for
WWTCA when everyone is stuck together?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9216 on: May 16, 2019, 09:02:09 am »

Absorb all the cracker goblins stuck to it, and become the cheese blob.

What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9217 on: May 16, 2019, 11:17:26 am »

Absorb all the cracker goblins stuck to it, and become the cheese blob.

What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
Wander around aimlessly until it reaches a civilization to attack

What would the Urists living there do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9218 on: May 16, 2019, 11:37:26 am »

Die.

WWUD if eaten by a cheese blob?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9219 on: May 16, 2019, 02:17:20 pm »

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Eat it from the inside, its cheese and crackers.

WW a human do if she saw dwarves eating their way out of a cheese blob, who tried to eat them, but they get out...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9220 on: May 17, 2019, 02:10:18 am »

Ignore it. This shit is normal in dwarven lands.

Wwud with human Interlopers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9221 on: May 17, 2019, 05:30:08 am »

He'd deny their petitions to join the fortress.

WWUD after he ate all the cheese and crackers from the cheese blob?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9222 on: May 17, 2019, 08:13:55 am »

Sleep since he ate so much that he can't move
WWUD if she got woken up by a group of goblins asking about where their Elf monarch is
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9223 on: May 17, 2019, 09:12:52 am »

Tell them that there can only be one cacame
WWUD if goblins constructs multiple mechanical supercomputers, interlinking them with goblins and demonic forces, and ultimately create a forumspace that conducts academic discourse on their monarch. (while the dwarves creates a massive magma-powered usenet which is utilized in discourse on dwarven politics, (also known as the dorfpol thread).)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9224 on: May 17, 2019, 10:16:46 am »

Create video games.

WWUD if there was a video game about digging a hole?
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