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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 395956 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9210 on: May 09, 2019, 12:24:48 pm »

Get bitten in the foot when the zombie looks up.

WWUD if bitten in the foot by a zombie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9211 on: May 09, 2019, 12:32:40 pm »

Kick it with his other foot, then fall down.

WWUD if this happens?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9212 on: May 09, 2019, 01:55:00 pm »

Cut off the bitten foot so he doesn't turn, throw everything he has except armor and weapons at the zombies to distract them while using his arms to crawl along the ground towards the fortress.

WWUD if he finds the fortress empty except for statues of the other dwarves?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9213 on: May 09, 2019, 05:14:14 pm »

Get turned to stone because someone modded in a creature that can petrify dorfs.

WWUD if turned to stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9214 on: May 09, 2019, 07:52:47 pm »

Spend the time thinking about the choices made in life

Wwud if 10 years later, whatever petrified them turned them back into normal?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9215 on: May 09, 2019, 08:01:14 pm »

Spend the time thinking about the choices made in stone.

WWUD if he discovers he can now turn people into stone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9216 on: May 09, 2019, 08:08:15 pm »

Go through time to be the being that petrified those dwarves.

WWUD now?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9217 on: May 09, 2019, 09:18:47 pm »

Petrify himself.

WWUD if petrified by himself?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9218 on: May 10, 2019, 08:18:44 am »

Get stuck in a loop where he unpetrified and petrified again

Wwud to escape the time loop?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9219 on: May 10, 2019, 09:22:24 am »

Petrify some random duck that was flying by.

WWUD with a petrified duck?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9220 on: May 10, 2019, 10:44:34 am »

Decorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,

Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9221 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:28 am »

Rub brains on the statues. They are now brainy.

Wwud if his statue business ultimately failed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9222 on: May 14, 2019, 01:07:56 am »

He would remove the mason bench, but then have a strange mood and be unable to complete it

What would Urist do if there was a fire in the booze storage?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9223 on: May 14, 2019, 05:39:05 am »

Nothing as he'd be to busy being set on fire by the dragon that set the booze on fire.

WWUD if he got set on fire by a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9224 on: May 14, 2019, 06:57:30 am »

Wander around aimlessly, setting everything else on fire. Duh.

What would Urist do if he realised he was a cheese maker joining a new fortress?
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