Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 638494 times)

MadMonkey · « **Reply #9285 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:15:26 pm »

Become a legendary crutch walker.

WWUD with his new skill?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9286 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:50:06 pm »

Urist now walks faster than a normal dwarf, and makes a nice living as a courier.

WWUD if someone shot him in the head?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9287 on:** June 03, 2019, 07:44:12 am »

Attack the person while the bolt is still stuck in his skill

WWUD while running at a crossbowman

King Zultan · « **Reply #9288 on:** June 03, 2019, 08:07:55 am »

Rip the bolt out of his head and stab the crossbowman to death with it.

WWUD after stabbing the crossbowman to death?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9289 on:** June 03, 2019, 08:25:13 am »

Place the bolt back into his head so he doesn't bleed

WWUD now?

UristMcVampire · « **Reply #9290 on:** June 03, 2019, 12:30:57 pm »

Die because he pushed the arrow too far.

WWUD if dead?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9291 on:** June 03, 2019, 12:41:12 pm »

His corpse would stay there until a necromancer revives his corpse

pikachu17 · « **Reply #9292 on:** June 03, 2019, 02:50:02 pm »

WWUD if a necromancer revived his corpse?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9293 on:** June 03, 2019, 04:37:31 pm »

Thank the Necromancer and ask what she need him to do

WWUD if she didn't answer him?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9294 on:** June 04, 2019, 06:28:33 am »

He'd realize that he's talking to a zombie and not the necromancer.

WWUD if he searched the tower and never found the necromancer that revived him?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9295 on:** June 04, 2019, 08:02:23 am »

Attrmp to lead the zombies himself

WWUD upon finding a group of adventurers looking for the necromancer

UristMcVampire · « **Reply #9296 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:31:28 pm »

Kill them because he is a zombie.

WWZUD (What would zombie Urist do?) if there are now dead adventurers on the floor?

pikachu17 · « **Reply #9297 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:55:50 pm »

Find a book of life and death, read it, and and animate their corpses.

WWUD with an army of the dead?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9298 on:** June 04, 2019, 03:17:31 pm »

Find where the adventurers came from, and take over the town

WWUD with control of a town full of the undead?

UristMcVampire · « **Reply #9299 on:** June 04, 2019, 04:28:36 pm »

Cause the zombie apocalypse.

WWUD if zombie apocalypse?