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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 382494 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9345 on: June 12, 2019, 07:57:04 pm »

Track down the elven thieves who stole it, then use it to summon thunderclouds over the elves, sending their trees to the after(*6)life.

WWUD if the elves sent an angry diplomat with a sternly-worded +hemp letter+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9346 on: June 12, 2019, 07:59:58 pm »

Pretend to be to busy to hold a meeting with elf diplomat indefinitely.

WWUD to look busy?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9347 on: June 12, 2019, 08:10:20 pm »

Attempt to find paper to write nonsense on

WWUD if the diplomat saw he was writing nonsense and insisted Urist hold a meeting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9348 on: June 12, 2019, 08:54:58 pm »

Spill a bucket of leeches at his feet and stroll away while the diplomat tries to get past without killing them.

WWUD to avoid the diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9349 on: June 12, 2019, 09:01:24 pm »

Climb a tree, only to remember too late that elves live in trees more or less.

WWUD if stuck in a tree with an elf diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9350 on: June 12, 2019, 09:54:57 pm »

Absolutely nothing. Surely the diplomat wouldn't expect Urist to conduct a meeting outside his official meeting office!

WWUD if tasked with chopping the tree down from under the mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9351 on: June 12, 2019, 10:43:30 pm »

Chop the tree down causing the death of himself, the mayor, and the diplomat. Instead of being sent to the after-after-after-after-after-afterlife, Armok gets fed up and brings them back to life.

WWUD with a newly-resurrected mayor and elven diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9352 on: June 13, 2019, 07:22:47 am »

Make them have an unfortunate accident.

WWUD with the dead bodies of the mayor and a elven diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9353 on: June 13, 2019, 04:03:04 pm »

Nothing, they've already melted in magma.

WWUD if the overseer tried to convict them for a crime anyways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9354 on: June 14, 2019, 12:51:33 pm »

Get beaten, throw a tantrum, beat the legendary weaponsmith to death and cause the legendary metalsmith to go over the edge and throw tantrums too. Then go melancholy himself. By the way, Urist happened to be the only dwarf with more than adequate engraving skill, so now all the new engravings will suck.

Wwud with no skills whatsoever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9355 on: June 14, 2019, 03:40:44 pm »

Eat a masterwork !!elf spleen biscuits!!.

WWUD if he got explosive diarrhea from the biscuits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9356 on: June 15, 2019, 04:52:45 am »

He'd create a masterwork diarrhea lake.

WWUD with a lake of diarrhea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9357 on: June 19, 2019, 05:44:35 am »

Goblin army cancels invade: Ewwwww

WWUD now that he's a decorated war hero?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9358 on: June 29, 2019, 02:30:25 am »

Defecate more, therefore resulting in a prison sentence.
WWUD if in prison
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9359 on: June 29, 2019, 07:17:34 am »

Drink all the booze.

WWUD if no booze left and he's still in prison?
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