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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 406887 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9345 on: July 02, 2019, 02:54:28 am »

Drink himself.

WWUD after drinking everything, including himself?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9346 on: July 02, 2019, 12:57:17 pm »

Become singularity. Have no mouth. Must scream.

WWUD if attacked by a flying lungfish with its [VERMIN] tag removed?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9347 on: July 02, 2019, 01:41:44 pm »

Drink the lungfish.

WWUD if he is floating in the Void because he drank a hole into the fabric of reality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9348 on: July 02, 2019, 03:17:13 pm »

Ponder animal reproductive behaviors and become a scholar. Go stark raving mad and remain so forever because he can't publish it, being naught but a sapient void in non-reality.

Wwud if he encountered a recently dead friend, living, reincarnated in a hideous new form, but somehow still themselves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9349 on: July 02, 2019, 10:28:53 pm »

Kill it and throw a tantrum later. The undead is part of its necromancer's civ now.

WWUD as an intelligent undead?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9350 on: July 02, 2019, 10:44:25 pm »

Attempt to pretend to be human
WWUD if his cover was blown?

UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9351 on: July 02, 2019, 11:43:24 pm »

Attempt to make an artifact thong but go berserk when there are no pond turtle shells for his thong

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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9352 on: July 03, 2019, 02:44:45 pm »

He'd die from his crotch rotting off.

WWUD of elven hookers showed up at his fortress?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9353 on: July 03, 2019, 03:23:51 pm »

Kill them all, like he does with all elves.
WWUD if he was immortal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9354 on: July 03, 2019, 03:30:28 pm »

Get deja vu, like this happened at some point before
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9355 on: July 03, 2019, 06:51:54 pm »

Suffocate because he's in space.

WWUD if he fell onto an alien planet and got reanimated somehow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9356 on: July 03, 2019, 07:30:45 pm »

Look around and ask for directions
WWUD if the aliens didnít understand him?

UselessMcMiner

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9357 on: July 03, 2019, 08:27:26 pm »

Chuck a mug at them.

WWUD If he accidentally killed their queen with his thrown mug
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9358 on: July 03, 2019, 08:53:58 pm »

Start running
WWUD if he got lost in a cave and a glowing crystal told him that it could help him?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9359 on: July 04, 2019, 06:08:45 am »

Mine it and craft a new mug.

WWUD if lost in a cave with a glowing crystal mug, but no booze?
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