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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 395181 times)

Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9390 on: July 05, 2019, 11:01:06 pm »

Crawl inside it, and drink himself.

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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9391 on: July 06, 2019, 01:18:08 am »

Offer it mushrooms.

WWUD if a snake showed up?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9392 on: July 06, 2019, 03:00:51 am »

Strangle it, and kill his enemies with its corpse.

WWUD after he killed people with a dead snake?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9393 on: July 06, 2019, 09:38:21 am »

Invent jump roping.

WWUD if his game became popular?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9394 on: July 06, 2019, 10:43:58 pm »

Throw a tantrum, because elves turn out to be way better at his game than any dwarves, including himself.

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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9395 on: July 06, 2019, 10:46:42 pm »

Mistake it for seeds and begin planting the grains

WWUD wondering why his plants donít grow?

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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9396 on: July 07, 2019, 02:26:36 am »

Throw a tantrum and kill the legendary weaponsmith.

WWUD after he calmed down and realized that he had killed his friend the legendary weaponsmith?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9397 on: July 07, 2019, 10:54:07 am »

Become even more unhappy. Throw more tantrums.

WWUD if other-Urist stormed into his room throwing a tantrum?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9398 on: July 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm »

Throw books at him
WWUD if the books didnít do anything to the assailant?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9399 on: July 07, 2019, 11:49:03 pm »

Be decapitated, because the assailant was a disgruntled legendary axedwarf.

Wwud with a porn magazine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9400 on: July 08, 2019, 03:34:16 pm »

He'd go study it...  for the articles and not the pictures, definitely not the pictures.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9401 on: July 12, 2019, 07:40:07 am »

Given that the entire thing is in ASCII, Urist decides that Urist really is reading it for the articles.

WWUD if one of the articles in the magazine concerned the secrets of life and death?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9402 on: July 12, 2019, 07:54:50 am »

Pick up his corpse hauling job a few hours later. Be interrupted by buzzards. Reanimate the entire corpse pile.

WWUD if surrounded by hostile skelegobs of his own making?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9403 on: August 25, 2019, 11:47:29 am »

Drink the skelegobs somehow.

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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9404 on: August 26, 2019, 12:57:35 am »

Have a terrible time peeing out bones.

WWUD if he saw Urist pissing bones?
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