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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 468137 times)

MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9390 on: August 31, 2019, 07:38:15 am »

Fall into magma.

WWUD if dead yet again?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9391 on: August 31, 2019, 07:57:25 am »

Kill Deja Vue again, get even angrier, and fall into magma.

WWUD if this cycle repeated until he reached !!MAXIMUM ANGER!!?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9392 on: August 31, 2019, 09:22:52 am »

Turn into a demon formed of anger
WWUD as a demon made of pure anger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9393 on: August 31, 2019, 11:34:28 am »

Kill Armok and gain his power.
WWUD as new God?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9394 on: August 31, 2019, 11:36:04 am »

Be angry.

WWUD if he's still angry?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9395 on: September 01, 2019, 03:05:37 am »

Use all his rage to destroy the universe and make a new one.

WWUD do with his newly created universe?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9396 on: September 01, 2019, 03:30:47 am »

Store it away in an act of DF bugginess, as the game interprets the new universe as a strange mood artifact.

WWUD when a kobold thief steals his universe?
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9397 on: September 01, 2019, 05:54:56 am »

Find and kill the koboid, reclaiming his universe and starting a war with the koboid civ
WWUD when at war with the Koboid civ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9398 on: September 01, 2019, 01:37:07 pm »

Send his troops to war in the shiniest weapons and armour they have, to keep the enemy forces easily distracted.

WWUD if the kobold general isn't so easily bamboozled, and is mounted on a giant cave spider?
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9399 on: September 01, 2019, 03:39:24 pm »

Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9400 on: September 01, 2019, 04:52:45 pm »

Haunt the ko old general until he goes insane.

Wwud if their entire life was unbelievably lame?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9401 on: September 01, 2019, 05:51:24 pm »

Drift about the stockpiles as a forlorn ghost, haunting nobody in particular.

WWUD if he spotted a forlorn ghost trying (and failing) to drink from a wine barrel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9402 on: September 01, 2019, 05:59:22 pm »

Advise it to possess a living dwarf
WWUD after possessing a dwarf and using its body to bring another dwarf for the forlorn ghost to possess?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9403 on: September 02, 2019, 05:58:08 am »

Possess the Baron and request 5 slade pots
WWUD slade had been used for pots wanted to make wine?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9404 on: September 02, 2019, 07:18:07 am »

He'd fill the pots with plump helmet spawn instead of wine.

WWUD if there wasn't anything to store freshly brewed alcohol in?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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