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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638932 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9435 on: September 07, 2019, 02:15:20 am »
He'd peck peoples eyes out, while simultaneously goring people with his antlers.

WWUD if he was in a human town while a eagle and an elk were killing the humans?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9436 on: September 07, 2019, 04:23:41 am »
The elk and eagle are clearly winning, he helps them kill humans
WWUD noticing that a dwarf has started helping him kill the humans?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9437 on: September 07, 2019, 08:12:17 am »
Eat the dwarf too. Eagle-elk need no alliances!

WWUD inside the belly of an eagle-elk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9438 on: September 07, 2019, 01:51:43 pm »
Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9439 on: September 07, 2019, 02:10:20 pm »
Challenge Death to a battle of wits for his soul.

WWUD if facing Death in a battle of wits for his soul?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9440 on: September 07, 2019, 02:13:01 pm »
Ask a robot to determine the rules for said duel
WWUD if the robot decided that there would be a quiz, in which binary code would be used for the questions and answered?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9441 on: September 07, 2019, 02:48:24 pm »
Learn binary code.

WWUD if it was actually random 1s and 0s, and not actual binary?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9442 on: September 07, 2019, 05:00:17 pm »
Urist, fueled by the rage of several deaths and this arbitrary contest, murders Death and takes his job.

WWUD as Death?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9443 on: September 08, 2019, 06:38:58 am »
Kill everyone.

WWUD after getting fired for killing everyone?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9444 on: September 08, 2019, 09:45:04 am »
Go to HFS.

WWUD as a spoiler in HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9445 on: September 08, 2019, 07:55:32 pm »
Build a vault, create a slab, and strike a deal with a deity to bind him to the mortal world once again.

WWUD once bound to the land of the living?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9446 on: September 09, 2019, 10:19:35 pm »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on September 08, 2019, 07:55:32 pm
Build a vault, create a slab, and strike a deal with a deity to bind him to the mortal world once again.

WWUD once bound to the land of the living?

I suppose Urist would go on a food tourism expedition.

What kind of food would Urist try first?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9447 on: September 10, 2019, 09:51:09 am »
Mashed dwarves with an elf salad on the side
What would HFS Urist do if the food gave him explosive diarrhea?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9448 on: September 10, 2019, 01:53:07 pm »
The monster Urist has come!
Beware his explosive diarrhea!

WWUD if HFS Urist came to his fortress and spread his explosive diarrhea all over it?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9449 on: September 11, 2019, 05:52:04 am »
Pull THE lever.
WWUD after THE lever was pulled
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