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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638892 times)

MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9450 on: September 11, 2019, 11:23:56 am »
Die in magma.

WWUD if dead?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9451 on: September 11, 2019, 04:47:00 pm »
Urist fires himself from the position of Death for incompetence.

WWUD now that death is impossible?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9452 on: September 11, 2019, 06:27:17 pm »
Drink all the beer because he can't die of alcohol poisoning anymore.

WWUD if a new dude got hired as Death?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9453 on: September 11, 2019, 06:30:30 pm »
Kill the new Death, thus becoming the new new Death
WWUD as New New Death
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9454 on: September 11, 2019, 08:06:49 pm »
Travel to the heavens and overthrow the gods, thus becoming Armok himself.

WWUD now that he's Armok?
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9455 on: September 11, 2019, 08:46:06 pm »
Create a new universe, therefore bringing this back to the very first "WWUD".

WWUD if his pet cat died?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9456 on: September 12, 2019, 02:09:27 am »
Go insane and die of thirst.

WWUD if dead? :P
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9457 on: September 12, 2019, 08:14:20 am »
Wonder how Death can die, be bought back because dead death = life
WWUD if bought back to life due to a dead Death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9458 on: September 12, 2019, 11:28:01 am »
this was never intended to be a succession-story. and Bumper, you dissappointed me and made me chuckle at the same time...

Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on September 12, 2019, 08:14:20 am
Wonder how Death can die, be bought back because dead death = life
WWUD if bought back to life due to a dead Death?


strike the earth!

WWUD if no iron ores on location?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9459 on: September 12, 2019, 08:53:30 pm »
Make copper weapons and wait for the goblins to bring the iron.

WWUD when the goblins show up?
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ulf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9460 on: September 13, 2019, 02:31:21 am »
Mine goblinite
WWUD if the goblins were part of an elven civilization?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9461 on: September 13, 2019, 10:08:00 am »
Kill them harder.

WWUD if 200 pugs were running towards the fortress?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9462 on: September 13, 2019, 10:20:14 am »
Shoot them with crossbow bolts

WWUD if stranded on an island?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9463 on: September 13, 2019, 02:55:18 pm »
Slowly start to lose her mind. Fall in love with a coconut crab named Gary and eventually be eaten by it when she dies of thirst.

Wwud urist do if rescued with her pet/boyfriend crab before the inevitable end?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9464 on: September 13, 2019, 03:25:22 pm »
Kill and eat the rescuer(s), and continue her idyllic life on her peaceful island with her crustacean lover.

WWUD if a live goblin washed up on the island shortly after?
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.
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