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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 394927 times)

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9495 on: September 14, 2019, 04:21:41 pm »

Put on all wearable trade goods.

WWUD if she saw a boat?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9496 on: September 14, 2019, 11:52:54 pm »

Urist points out that the boat isn't connected to the ground by a construction or a natural wall. It promptly collapses to the ocean floor.

WWUD if a coyote showed up with an anvil?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9497 on: September 15, 2019, 01:08:13 am »

Release a caged kea to steal the anvil.

WWUD if the kea tried to steal her coconut crab instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9498 on: September 15, 2019, 11:04:26 am »

Take the crab and eat the crab.

WWUD if donuts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9499 on: September 15, 2019, 12:19:22 pm »

Devour them, then hold the human caravan hostage until they agree to bring more.

Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9500 on: September 15, 2019, 02:56:03 pm »

Devour them, then hold the human caravan hostage until they agree to bring more.

Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
Eat the humans.

WWUD if he saw another Urist eating 10 ☼masterwork human meat roasts☼?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9501 on: September 16, 2019, 12:09:35 am »

He'd beat up the other Urist and take the ☼Human meat roast☼ so he could eat it.

WWUD after eating a ☼Human meat roast☼?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9502 on: September 16, 2019, 04:50:48 pm »

Wish he had donuts.
WWUD if he hears a rumour of Donuts in the nearby vault full of Quadrapod steel angels?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9503 on: September 16, 2019, 05:02:26 pm »

Thank Armok they're not steel blobs.

WWUD if a winged blob made of steel with webs attacked the fortress he is in?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9504 on: September 17, 2019, 02:56:37 am »

Urist pulls the lever to open the caverns and release all 50 of the forgotten beasts that have been building up down there.

WWUD if the winged blob killed all 50?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9505 on: September 17, 2019, 03:24:35 am »

He'd also be killed by the blob.

WWUD if dead?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9506 on: September 17, 2019, 02:52:56 pm »

Nothing, because he was buried properly for a change.

Wwud if someone invaded his personal space?
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9507 on: September 17, 2019, 03:29:22 pm »

Nothing.

WWUD If he was interrupted by a giant beetle while making booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9508 on: September 17, 2019, 03:32:25 pm »

Throw an empty barrel at the beetle, starting a fight

WWUD while fighting a Giant Beetle?

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9509 on: September 17, 2019, 03:53:53 pm »

Kill it single handedly with nothing but broken bits of barrel, then run away screaming because he saw an evil Squirrel.

WWUD if the Squirrel wouldn’t stop chasing him?
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