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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 451804 times)

MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9495 on: September 25, 2019, 11:20:46 pm »

Kill them and become a pirate anyways.

WWUD if mermaids?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9496 on: September 26, 2019, 12:31:12 am »

Kill them for their bones.

WWUD when he found out the mermaid bones are worthless?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9497 on: September 26, 2019, 01:13:28 am »

Farm them for the heck of it.

WWUD if giant dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9498 on: September 26, 2019, 01:39:37 am »

Tame it and feed it mermaid bones.

WWUD if the mermaids sent sea monsters in retaliation?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?

Bydth

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9499 on: September 26, 2019, 10:45:13 am »

Cage trap all of them in retrofitted drowning chamber. Crossbreed with cave dragon.

WWUD if the miners found adamantine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9500 on: September 26, 2019, 10:58:59 am »

Mine it, thus opening a portal to hell
WWUD after falling to hell near a demon?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9501 on: September 26, 2019, 12:08:02 pm »

The demon, having read this thread, runs away screaming.

WWUD with all this free space?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9502 on: September 26, 2019, 01:13:22 pm »

build an experimental minecart rolelrcoaster as a special feature of an awesome temple

WWUD in that temple?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9503 on: September 26, 2019, 01:19:17 pm »

Worship Cremula, Goddess of Cheese. Cremula usually takes on the form of a snailman made of cheese
WWUD if Cremula appeared to him?
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Bydth

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9504 on: September 26, 2019, 07:11:43 pm »

Ask Cremula to mod RAWs to make Cheese a valid material for masonry.


WWUD if this request was granted?
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 Accursed Farms, For old/weird/old&weird games and half-life machinima.
Broville v11: For being the most detailed Minecraft city ever.
Zero punctuation: For the roasting of one video game a week, with vulgarity, profanity, and hilarity.
Dwarf fortress: For- oh, oh, nevermind.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9505 on: September 26, 2019, 10:13:53 pm »

Make Planepacked but all the materials are cheese.

WWUD if someone ate Cheesepacked?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9506 on: September 27, 2019, 04:24:47 am »

Urist watches with mild amusement as that dwarf gets cursed by Cremula with indigestion. He's plain packed.

WWUD if everyone was chasing him for making a really bad joke?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9507 on: September 28, 2019, 02:23:27 am »

Slip in a puddle of vomit and have everybody trip over him.

WWUD after everyone in the for tripped over him?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9508 on: September 28, 2019, 05:03:23 am »

Throw a tantrum.

WWUD if tantruming?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9509 on: September 28, 2019, 08:57:44 am »

Kill everyone who tripped over him.

WWUD if he is now surrounded by the dead dwarves he killed and he is still in the puddle of vomit?
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