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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 462698 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9510 on: September 28, 2019, 12:16:37 pm »

Go stark raving mad, strip naked and splash in the vomit puddle until he dies of thirst.

Wwud if they stumbled upon this scene
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9511 on: September 29, 2019, 05:36:11 am »

He'd slowly walk out of the room and run away.

WWUD after running from the scene?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9512 on: September 29, 2019, 09:32:49 am »

Go berserk.

WWUD if attacked by a berserk dwarf?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9513 on: September 30, 2019, 03:49:55 am »

Urist makes a berserk dwarf hat.

WWUD if the hat tried to eat his head?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9514 on: September 30, 2019, 07:38:12 am »

Take off the hat and throw it the nearest creature
WWUD if another dwarf threw a head eating hat at him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9515 on: September 30, 2019, 08:23:05 am »

Put it on. Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9516 on: September 30, 2019, 08:44:41 am »

His soul possesses the hat that killed him
WWUD as a carnivorous hat?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9517 on: September 30, 2019, 08:48:26 am »

He'd eat peoples heads as all carnivorous hats should.

WWUD if he saw a hat eat someones head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9518 on: September 30, 2019, 09:32:06 am »

Be horrified to see urist die. Put on the free socks and hat.

Wwud if he migrated to a fort full of dead bodies all missing their heads, with only one hat left between them all?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9519 on: September 30, 2019, 11:32:13 am »

Don't wear the hat because his ☼twisted fabric cap☼ he somehow got during worldgen is worth more than it. Get killed by a murderous ghost.

WWUD if dead?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9520 on: September 30, 2019, 11:53:01 am »

Ghost v ghost fight
WWUD if he is a koboid who stumbled upon the fort and saw two ghosts fighting?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9521 on: September 30, 2019, 08:53:25 pm »

Urist McKoboid grabs a snazzy hat, then runs for his life.

WWUD if another koboid told him that a) Urist isn't a koboid name, b) koboids don't have a language so how are we having this conversation, and c) is that hat eating your head?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9522 on: October 01, 2019, 06:25:32 am »

Be to busy screaming about his head being eaten to answer any of the questions.

WWUD if he saw a kobold running around screaming while a hat eats its head?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9523 on: October 01, 2019, 06:49:23 am »

Try to shoot it with a crossbow
WWUD if he accidentally hit one of his fortmates with a crossbow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9524 on: October 01, 2019, 09:38:35 am »

Eat the crossbow.

WWUD if he sees another dwarf eating a crossbow?
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