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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 396768 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9510 on: September 17, 2019, 04:10:09 pm »

Run into the caves hoping Crundles gang up on the squirrel
WWUD when he realizes that the Crundles are going to kill him when they are done with the squirrel?

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9511 on: September 17, 2019, 04:49:35 pm »

Proceed with the plan.

WWUD Once in the caves?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9512 on: September 17, 2019, 09:57:06 pm »

Get the crundles to attack the evil squirrel.

WWUD while the crundles were attacking the evil squirrel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9513 on: September 17, 2019, 10:30:47 pm »

Run in circles screaming. Get far enough away to regain senses, and attempt to sneak back to the entrance. Spot the squirrel again. Run in circles screaming.

WWUD if caught in an endless circle of squirrel?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9514 on: September 17, 2019, 10:45:04 pm »

The overseer gets sick of Urist's job cancellation spam and sends the entire military to kill the squirrel. He also changes Urist's name to something insulting.

What would Urist McButcher do with 50 hacked apart squirrel bits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9515 on: September 18, 2019, 09:55:45 am »

Give them to Urist McChef

WWUD if the chef made Planepacked in roast form?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9516 on: September 18, 2019, 09:58:33 am »

Eat it and become Artifact Urist.

WWUD if now a god?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9517 on: September 19, 2019, 02:20:36 am »

Question his existence. Question his purpose. All he has ever done is live in a series of Fortresses, each coming to itís own sticky end. All have been different from one another, but every single one was also the same as the last. The wheel, ever turning, goes forward, uncountable trillions of Dwarves just like himself live and die in the blink of an eye at the cruel whim of Armok. Why? Why is this? Why does this have to be? Why must the Dwarves live in such untold suffering, dying infinite times only to come back into infinite bodies? The true extent of the universe slowly becomes clear to him, as he sees the truth: Not just Dwarves. Everything. Everyone. Humans, Aliens, Universes as big as infinity andas small as a single world. Every Species that ever was and ever will be is because of Armok, and as this becomes clear, as everything that ever happened becomes clear, It becomes clear. There is no purpose. There is no point. There is no God. No justice. No greater Good or Greater Bad. Armok is none of these things, and He cares nothing about anything. Nothing will ever happen, and everything will happen.

Urist ”ravuz cancels eat squirrel kidney roast: too insane
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9518 on: September 19, 2019, 04:07:16 am »

Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9519 on: September 25, 2019, 06:57:32 pm »

WWUD if he found himself kidnapped by human pirates?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9520 on: September 25, 2019, 07:03:32 pm »

Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?
WWUD if he found himself kidnapped by human pirates?
"Ahoy, fellow pirates. I would like to join ye"
WWUD if they did not accept the offer?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9521 on: September 25, 2019, 11:20:46 pm »

Kill them and become a pirate anyways.

WWUD if mermaids?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9522 on: September 26, 2019, 12:31:12 am »

Kill them for their bones.

WWUD when he found out the mermaid bones are worthless?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9523 on: September 26, 2019, 01:13:28 am »

Farm them for the heck of it.

WWUD if giant dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9524 on: September 26, 2019, 01:39:37 am »

Tame it and feed it mermaid bones.

WWUD if the mermaids sent sea monsters in retaliation?
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