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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634150 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9525 on: October 01, 2019, 01:46:37 pm »

My masterwork! No!

What would Urist McWeaponsmith do after recovering his masterwork crossbow from a dwarf's stomach?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9526 on: October 02, 2019, 12:47:02 am »

Get arrested for murdering a dwarf.

WWUD if he got forgot about while tied up in the jail?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9527 on: October 03, 2019, 10:11:00 pm »

Since the weaponsmith is one of the few useful dwarfs in the fort, the overseer fires the captain of the guard then has the rope deconstructed.

What would Urist McNobel do if he heard about this miscarriage of justice?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9528 on: October 04, 2019, 05:51:03 am »

Invent dynamite.

WWUD if he had dynamite?
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Atarlost

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9529 on: October 04, 2019, 08:51:59 pm »

mine faster and with more accidents

WWUD if his fortress collapsed into a pit due to overzealous use of dynamite in mining?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9530 on: October 05, 2019, 08:13:57 am »

He'd die like the rest of the fortress.

WWUD if dead?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Kiloku

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9531 on: October 05, 2019, 10:24:14 am »

Become a ghost and haunt the inventor of dynamite.

WWUD if being haunted for inventing dynamite?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9532 on: October 05, 2019, 01:45:32 pm »

Found the Urist Prize Foundation in order to recognize and award dwarven contributions to !!SCIENCE!!.

WWUD if the inventor he was haunting awarded him an Urist Prize in !!Stupidity!! instead of !!SCIENCE!!?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9533 on: October 06, 2019, 06:50:05 am »

Urist conducts a study on the lethality of ghost punches on inventors.

WWUD if his creation won a Urist prize?
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:BaronW
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9534 on: October 06, 2019, 08:54:52 am »

Urist conducts a study on the lethality of ghost punches on inventors.

WWUD if his creation won a Urist prize?
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:BaronW
(Holy crap, those are complicated)
Urist would be honored that his invention managed to reach the Urist Prize
WWUD if he saw Urist with the Urist Prize as well as a ghost?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9535 on: October 06, 2019, 09:55:43 am »

Shrug. Eat a deep fried plump helmet.

WWUD if eating a deep fried plump helmet?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9536 on: October 06, 2019, 01:16:11 pm »

Realize there isn't a way to deep fry anything in dwarf fortress, and wonder how it was made.

WWUD to figure out how to deep fry stuff?

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9537 on: October 06, 2019, 01:29:52 pm »

Dip it rock nut oil and then in !!magma!!.

WWUD if a magma crab stole his !!deep fried plump helmet!!?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9538 on: October 06, 2019, 07:32:55 pm »

Cover it in rock nut oil and watch as it fries itself.

WWUD if he has a deep fried plump helmet-stuffed magma crab?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9539 on: October 07, 2019, 11:24:21 am »

Carry it to a food stockpile while his fat begins to melt.

WWUD if his fat melted all over the stuffed fried magma crab?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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