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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637074 times)

Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9540 on: October 07, 2019, 11:55:01 am »
Now it's even greasier! Eat it. Feel bliss after eating a legendary meal.

WWUD if he witnessed this horrific sight?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9541 on: October 07, 2019, 02:34:47 pm »
Be horrified after seeing a magma crab die. Be vegeful after joining an existing conflict. Be interested after admiring a fine meal.

WWUD if he heard of an unknown creature destroying an unknown item in an unknown location in 268?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9542 on: October 07, 2019, 05:38:45 pm »
"It was inevitable."

WWUD if he noticed a blind dwarf in the crossbow squad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9543 on: October 07, 2019, 06:26:30 pm »
Ignore it and go about his business. 

Just what is Urist's business anyways?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9544 on: October 07, 2019, 06:46:20 pm »
Guarding a red lever against gremlins.

WWUD if the lever got pulled?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9545 on: October 07, 2019, 09:31:27 pm »
Push the lever back into position
WWUD if gremlins just stole the lever?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9546 on: October 07, 2019, 09:40:49 pm »
Urist McMechanic is outraged. Now he has to drain his deathtrap of magma and let it cool off for a week just so he can hook up a new lever to the drive gear. Not cool gremlins, not cool.

WWUD if there were no more red stones to make red levers out of?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9547 on: October 07, 2019, 10:10:09 pm »
Kill something with red blood and paint the stones red
WWUD if the only creature with red blood was his beloved pet chicken?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9548 on: October 08, 2019, 12:59:11 am »
Wonder why all his neighbours are trolls and cut his wrist.

WWUD next?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9549 on: October 08, 2019, 01:07:21 am »
Paint the lever with his own blood then bleed out and die.

WWUD if he saw a Urist paint a lever with his own blood then die?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9550 on: October 08, 2019, 02:01:27 am »
Realize that he's a troll. Feel joyous after witnessing slaughter.

WWUD if a troll.
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9551 on: October 08, 2019, 02:38:52 am »
Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9552 on: October 08, 2019, 11:41:23 am »
Be deep fried by the previous Urist who ate a plump helmet-stuffed deep fried magma crab.

WWUD if he had a deep fried troll?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9553 on: October 08, 2019, 01:17:15 pm »
He'd eat it all and get Diabeetus.

WWUD if he had Diabeetus?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Quaksna

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9554 on: October 08, 2019, 01:37:07 pm »
He would walk into hospital in order to escape from laboring, and thereafter complain about lack of clean water.

WWUD if he was the only citizen without Diabeetus?
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