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[Olith McHuman]

Urist eats a sugar roast with sugar, sugar, and sugar. Mmmm, crunchy.

WWUD when he saw his dental bill?

[Urist McUristUrist]

Laugh because he doesn't know what money even is.

WWUD if he had a fish?

[MachoNacho]

Eat it.

WWUD if he ate a fish?

[King Zultan]

Become depressed and throw a tantrum because his fish died.

WWUD if someone in the fort was eating all the pets?

[Naturegirl1999]

Kill the pet eater
WWUD if he was the the mayor and heard about the pet eating dwarf getting killed by the butcher?

[Urist McUristUrist]

Blame the crime on a Stray Cat (Tame) and search for a bone artifact.

WWUD if there was no bone artifact?

[Naturegirl1999]

make one
WWUD if he saw the mayor and the butcher both taking bones from a dwarf corpse to craft bone artifacts together?

[Urist McUristUrist]

Report crimes.

WWUD if he was the sheriff of that fort?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist is too busy beating production mandate violators to deal with actual crime.

What would Urist McSheriff do if he was the next beating on the list?

[King Zultan]

Accidentally kill himself while administering justice to himself.

WWUD if he saw the Urist McSheriff beat himself to death?

[Naturegirl1999]

Try to construct of coffin for the corpse, but can’t find any workshops, so the ghost of the Sherrif wakes up

WWUD if a ghost?

[MachoNacho]

Tear dwarves' limbs off.

WWUD if he's still a ghost but he got some spaghetti?

[Bydth]

Possess a living dwarf to eat it.

WWUD if there was no spaghetti sauce?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist is unable to find any tomatos, so he slathers the spaghetti with tomato wine instead.

WWUD if there were no meatballs?

[King Zultan]

He'd make some out of some other Urist's cat.

WWUD if Urist made meatballs from his cat?