Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 638615 times)

Urist McUristUrist · « **Reply #9570 on:** October 14, 2019, 04:29:54 pm »

Experience trauma. Have an existential crisis concerning whether or not he trully owned the cat and what would that mean for any future engravings that could potentially him with that cat. Decided to start liking nature.

WWUD if he went to the tavern?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9571 on:** October 16, 2019, 01:38:20 am »

Urist orders a nice tall mug of potato wine.

WWUD if a visiting human bard told him that it's called vodka, not potato wine?

Urist McUristUrist · « **Reply #9572 on:** October 16, 2019, 03:56:29 am »

Tell the human bard that it's not distilled and therefore it is potato wine.

WW the human bard D if he heard that?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9573 on:** October 16, 2019, 04:48:45 am »

Become out raged at the dwarfs dismissal of his argument and throw a tantrum.

WWUD about the tantruming human bard?

Urist McUristUrist · « **Reply #9574 on:** October 16, 2019, 07:07:10 am »

Be horrified after seeing a human die. Be satisfied after learning about miscelaneous object.

WWUD if he found a spoiler fabric instrument in the tavern?

MachoNacho · « **Reply #9575 on:** October 16, 2019, 12:42:44 pm »

The previous Urist who discovered how to deep fry things deep fries the spoiler fabric instrument, then eats it.

WWUD if he ate deep fried spoiler fabric?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #9576 on:** October 17, 2019, 01:34:30 pm »

You are what you eat. Urist is now Spoiler Dwarf.

Wwud now that he knows the ending to every book, movie, and play ever made?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9577 on:** October 18, 2019, 02:32:38 am »

Become depresses and jump off the bridge into the magma moat.

WWUD if he saw urist jump into the magma moat?

Superdorf · « **Reply #9578 on:** October 18, 2019, 10:00:09 am »

Follow him. There must be something good down there!

WWUD if he inexplicaby didn't burn alive?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9579 on:** October 18, 2019, 10:07:31 am »

swim in magma, tell others that it is safe

WWUD if he "helped" other dwarves into the magma pool only to have them burn?

MachoNacho · « **Reply #9580 on:** October 18, 2019, 11:37:32 am »

Realize he is actually a clown in the shape of a dorf.

WWUD if he realized he is a clown?

Naturegirl1999 · « **Reply #9581 on:** October 18, 2019, 11:45:40 am »

Trick dwarves into going to the circus to "help with a project" while in reality having them build a castle and an entranceway to the surface for the rest of the clowns.

WWUD if told by one of his friends about a job opportunity to build a project in the circus?

King Zultan · « **Reply #9582 on:** October 19, 2019, 03:47:35 am »

He'd gladly help with the project because intelligence was his dump stat.

What would Urist McStupid do when he finally realized that they'd been building a gateway to the circus?

Bumber · « **Reply #9583 on:** October 19, 2019, 04:05:18 am »

Draw up plans to build a tavern there.

WWUD if his plans were rejected by his fellow dwarves?

Urist McUristUrist · « **Reply #9584 on:** October 19, 2019, 07:23:47 am »

Claim a forge and put his plans on the table.

WWUD If another Urist's strange mood seemed to require a slade tavern?

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