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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634151 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9600 on: November 04, 2019, 12:37:54 pm »

Apply to be a militia commander, after all, what better protection is there than an exoskeleton that can’t be removed?

WWUD if a dwarf in bone armor came towards him asking to be part of the militia?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9601 on: November 05, 2019, 06:19:11 am »

Having put a metal armour on top of the bone armour, as that was the uniform assigned to the squad.

WWUD if the metal fused to the bones?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9602 on: November 05, 2019, 06:55:41 am »

He'd keep putting on more armour until he becomes a iron dwarf.

WWUD if a dwarf made of iron showed up at his fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9603 on: November 05, 2019, 01:32:31 pm »

Deploy the magma. If its anything less than masterwork iron, its not Dwarfy enough

What would Urist do if it turned into a !!Masterwork Iron Dwarf!!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9604 on: November 05, 2019, 01:35:24 pm »

Claim it as a family heirloom.

WWUD when a kea tries to steal it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9605 on: November 05, 2019, 02:34:36 pm »

Eat the kea.

WWUD if he is the !!Masterwork Iron Dwarf!! and he saw another dwarf eating a kea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9606 on: November 05, 2019, 08:00:08 pm »

!!Urist!! has a mental breakdown. Not because of the kea eating, but because he just remembered getting rained on 5 years ago.

What would !!Urist!! do if he was being rained on right now?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9607 on: November 06, 2019, 05:21:27 am »

He'd go insane and start punching people then run into the booze stockpile.

WWUD if the insane !!Urist!! ran into the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9608 on: November 06, 2019, 08:27:33 am »

Depends on the edition

Urist would either complain about being unable to drink the booze mist that !!Urist!! just created, or feel horrified about the dead body then sudddenly feel happy about the masterwork wood barrel rolling away from the explosion.

What would Urist do if the barrel started leaking booze while rolling away?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9609 on: November 06, 2019, 10:59:15 am »

Drink all the booze.

WWUD if there was no booze left?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9610 on: November 11, 2019, 12:58:58 am »

Urist sticks a plump helmet into a barrel and waits 5 seconds. Bam! Booze. No one knows how they do it.

WWUD if a spy tried to steal the dwarven secrets of booze making?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9611 on: November 11, 2019, 06:24:17 am »

Get caught before he can even get the secrets.

WWUD if he saw a spy trying to steal the secrets?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9612 on: November 11, 2019, 07:58:45 am »

Remind the spy that a secret isn’t a tangible object, and thus cannot be stolen, convincing the spy that whoever sent him on his mission knew he would fail

WWUD if he was told he was sent to do an impossible mission?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9613 on: November 11, 2019, 09:52:39 am »

Urist McBond cancels Spy: Stumbling round obliviously

Urist McBond has been jailed for violating a noble's mandate!

Urist McBond is throwing a tantrum!

A section of the cavern has collapsed!

Urist McNoble has been struck down


WWUD if he was the spymaster?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9614 on: November 14, 2019, 02:24:55 am »

He drinks water (not booze) while reminding Urist McBond that secrets can be contained in books or kidnapped dwarfs.

WWUD if his spy accidentally stole the secrets of elven tea making instead?
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