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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 467648 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9615 on: November 14, 2019, 04:49:21 am »

Have him beaten for bringing back such garbage.

WWUD with the secrets of elven tea making?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9616 on: November 14, 2019, 10:56:03 am »

Obtain the secret of dwarven booze making and combine them both.

WWUD with alcoholic tea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9617 on: November 14, 2019, 11:39:20 am »

Get all of of the elves drunk

WWUD if an elf given “elven tea” By a dwarf and got drunk?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9618 on: November 15, 2019, 05:38:05 am »

Start a brawl.

WWUD if attacked by a drunk elf?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9619 on: November 15, 2019, 05:45:30 am »

Beat the elf to death.

WWUD with a dead elf?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9620 on: November 15, 2019, 11:24:09 am »

Leave the Elf to rot into bones, then carve them into *Elf Bone Bolts*

WWUD if there was no workshop to make the elf bolts?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9621 on: November 15, 2019, 11:25:55 am »

Make an elf bone workshop
WWUD if they are an elf and saw a dwarf making a workshop out of elf bones?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9622 on: November 15, 2019, 01:18:51 pm »

Go insane and eat himself.

WWUD do if he witnessed an elf eating himself?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9623 on: November 16, 2019, 03:44:32 am »

Urist was horrified seeing a elf eat its self.

WWUD to get over this trauma?
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wierd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9624 on: November 16, 2019, 03:56:04 am »

Start a fist fight, while crying on the Mayor's shoulder, and advancing to expert biter all at the same time.

WWUD when this inevitably gets him a jail term?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9625 on: November 16, 2019, 07:23:47 am »

The fort doesn't have a sheriff. The constant happy thoughts from evading justice pull Urist out of his depression.

WWUD if the elf became a rift in reality?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9626 on: November 16, 2019, 07:32:24 am »

Use the rift as a garbage disposal.

WWUD if the rift became destabilized after wooden goods were thrown in?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9627 on: November 16, 2019, 07:51:16 am »

Throw more wood into it, in hopes of fixing it.

WWUD if hundreds of elf like creatures started coming out of the unstable rift?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9628 on: November 16, 2019, 11:04:26 am »

Convince them to kill the real elves.

WWUD if the extradimensional elves took over the actual elves' civilization?
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thompson

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9629 on: November 24, 2019, 01:39:21 am »

Murder the diplomat once he demands greater environmental regulations for dwarven industry.

WWUD after the subsequent elf siege?
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