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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637066 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9630 on: November 24, 2019, 09:13:40 pm »
Greatly increase the fort's magma emissions.

WWUD if the elves came back next year with "conserve the magma sea" signs?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9631 on: November 25, 2019, 03:12:24 am »
If the elves love the magma sea so much, then the dwarves shall give them the magma.

WWUD while the elves were burning in magma?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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thompson

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9632 on: November 25, 2019, 06:11:39 am »
Rush out to collect a !!!SOCK!!! he accidentally left on the surface.

WWUD with the !!!SOCK!!!?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9633 on: November 25, 2019, 12:42:12 pm »
His fat melts and falls on the !!sock!!, deep frying it.

WWUD with a deep fried sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9634 on: November 29, 2019, 10:41:35 am »
Drop it of in his bedroom
WWUD if his dad came into the room he was playing and collapsed (due to burning injuries) holding a deep-fried sock?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9635 on: November 29, 2019, 01:34:51 pm »
He would be sad at first then overjoyed at obtaining a !!deep fried sock!!.

What Would Little Ursit Do with a !!DEEP FIRED SOCK!! that killed his father?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9636 on: November 29, 2019, 02:14:42 pm »
Eat it.

WWUD with a deep-fried sock in his digestive tract?
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9637 on: November 30, 2019, 12:24:26 am »
I think you mean !!digestive tract!!, and !!Urist!!. He goes to the booze stockpile, of course.

WWUD with a barrel of deep fried !!Sunshine!!?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9638 on: December 03, 2019, 01:25:37 pm »
Melt and die. Everyone that witnessed this is horrified and has PTSD for life.

What would a fort full of urists who all have PTSD do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9639 on: December 03, 2019, 01:55:10 pm »
Cause an unfixable tantrum spiral.

What would a fort full of tantruming urists do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9640 on: December 03, 2019, 02:34:38 pm »
Quote from: Strik3r on December 03, 2019, 01:55:10 pm
Cause an unfixable tantrum spiral.

What would a fort full of tantruming urists do?
Explode.

WWUD if he saw a fort explode due to magma overload?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9641 on: December 04, 2019, 03:32:55 pm »
He'd call them amateurs and go back to his magma powered fort.

WWUD at a magma powered fort?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9642 on: December 12, 2019, 05:54:44 am »
Urist trips over the obligatory big red lever.

What would Urist McMechanic do if his fortress self-destruct lever failed to work?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9643 on: December 12, 2019, 08:27:05 am »
Immediately question why he built such a thing, as it would kill everyone including himself

WWUD if he heard McMechanic yelling about a failed self destruct lever then questioning himself on why he built a self destruct lever?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9644 on: December 18, 2019, 10:12:35 am »
Report that the mechanic was stricken by melancholy.

WWUD if he heard about this?
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