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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638205 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9645 on: December 18, 2019, 11:14:17 am »
Not care as he had experience so much trauma that he didn't care about anything any more.

WWUD if he didn't care about melancholy dwarves killing themselves?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9646 on: December 19, 2019, 01:19:33 am »
Drink some booze to get through the working day.

WWUD if kobolds had stolen all the booze?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9647 on: December 19, 2019, 05:20:33 am »
Remove kobold.

WWUD if he realized that his decisions are a bit too predictable after being caught in the rain?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9648 on: December 19, 2019, 10:44:53 am »
Arrange all possible jobs by number and pick a number at random. Urist has picked 45, butcher, however there is no butcher shop yet
WWUD if he needs a butcher shop?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9649 on: December 20, 2019, 12:21:38 am »
Build one using his innate dwarven ability to construct anything his civ has access to without prior instruction.

WWUD with a chest full of toys?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9650 on: December 20, 2019, 01:47:35 am »
Curse the dabbling surgeon!

WWUD if he saw Urist McFrankenstein dragging corpses down to the water reactor?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9651 on: December 20, 2019, 03:15:43 am »
Be horrified at the sight of the corpses, but otherwise not care.

What Would Urist McFrankenstein Do with several corpses near the water reactor?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9652 on: December 20, 2019, 03:35:23 am »
Hook them up to the reactor in hopes of reanimating them.

WWUD if he saw several corpses tied to a spinning axle?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

wierd

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9653 on: December 20, 2019, 03:41:17 am »
become injured while trying to collect the deceased's socks; Have unhappy thoughts about seeing a loved one decay, and about suffering a major injury lately.

WWUD after being taken to the !!DWARVEN HOSPITAL!! ?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9654 on: December 20, 2019, 02:01:14 pm »
Urist suffers heartburn from the !!toys!! in his chest.

WWUD if Urist McFrankenstein invented foosball?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9655 on: December 21, 2019, 06:35:47 am »
Claim it as a family heirloom and never let anyone see it.

What Would Urist McFrankenstein Do if someone stole his foosball table?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9656 on: December 23, 2019, 04:12:59 pm »
Urist sews together 10 corpses in an attempt to make a monster to get his foosball table back.

WWUD if a necromancer broke in and reanimated all of his failed experiments?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9657 on: December 23, 2019, 05:24:24 pm »
Get into an argument with the necromancer over the value of !!science!!.

WWUD if caught in the middle of a war over !!science!! and necromancy?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9658 on: December 23, 2019, 06:09:50 pm »
Shout that necromancy is a subgroup of science and that necromancy vs science is like the lungs fighting the body
WWUD if she walked into a room and saw her dad yelling about how necromancy and science can coexist?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9659 on: December 24, 2019, 06:19:00 am »
She'd ignore the conversation and go get a drink.

WWUD if she found out that everyone in the fort was arguing about how necromancy and science can coexist?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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