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[Olith McHuman]

Urist cancels run: interrupted by wereclown

WWUD if stuck between a wererobin and a wereclown?

[Bumber]

Deploy the fort's werepenguin and run.

WWUD if there were too many werebeasts in this muthafuckin' fort?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Yell "Get the **** out of here, you ******s!" and proceed to run as though the circus itself is chasing him.

WWUD whilst running?

[King Zultan]

He'd circle back around back into the fort.

WWUD now that he's back in the fort?

[Naturegirl1999]

Be surprised the next fort he came to happens to be infested with the same types and amounts of werebeasts

WWUD if the one that ran came back and appears to be watching the chaos in suprise?

[IonMatrix]

Casually lower the drawbridge to "inspect" the situation

WWUD if he heard about mutagen for the first time?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Urist cancels Ponder Subject: Too insane.

Urist has gone berserk! (From imbibing the mutagen. He was going to ponder it, but it made him go berserk.)

WWUD now that he's insane?

[Superdorf]

Barrel down the halls, driving the screaming masses before him.

WWUD as a member of the screaming masses?

[King Zultan]

Go insane from being chased by a crazy dwarf, then spread the craziness to other fort members.

WWUD as the only sane dwarf in a fort full of crazies?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Urist cancels Emigrate: Punched in the head.
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the head, bruising the muscle!
Urist McSane has been knocked unconscious!

What would Urist McBerserk do now?

[recon1o6]

Urist Mcberserk punches Urist mcsane in the head but it glances off the *pigtail nightcap*! x169
Urist Mcberserk cancels punch: Exhausted
Urist Mcberserk cancels rest: interupted by migrant

WW urist Mcmigrant do upon seeing the scene

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Think "Oh, hey, two nice dwarves having a chat! I'll join them!" and proceed to walk over to the two dwarves.

Urist McMigrant cancels Socialize: Kicked in the nose.
Urist McBerserk kicks Urist McMigrant in the nose and the injured part explodes into gore!
Urist McMigrant: I've been wounded. That's very annoying.

What would Urist McMigrant do now?

[Superdorf]

Run about in the wilderness uselessly. Slowly creep back to the fortress. Sight berserkerdorf. Run about in the wilderness some more.

What would Urist McChild if suddenly whisked away from this miserable scene by a goblin snatcher?

[IonMatrix]

Remark about how happy he is to finally be rescued

WWUD upon seeing the snatcher?

[King Zultan]

He'd realize he's probably better off with the goblins than we would have been with the dwarves.

WWUD after he was taken to the goblins house?