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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638002 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9810 on: March 02, 2020, 01:15:03 pm »
Be upset by a lack of good booze and punch his rescuer in the head, striking him down.

What would Ulspa do if there was a crazed dwarven child running amok in his dark pit?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9811 on: March 02, 2020, 05:04:09 pm »
He sends the dwarf to attack a dwarf fortress along with some other troublemakers.

What would Ulspa do if the elves sent a diplomat to negotiate tree cutting limits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9812 on: March 18, 2020, 01:24:28 pm »
Look at the elf and remark, "You really have nothing in that noggin of yours, don't you?"

What would Ulspa do after insulting the elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9813 on: March 18, 2020, 07:37:00 pm »
Check by slicing into the elf's head.
What would Ulspa see in the elf's head?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9814 on: March 18, 2020, 10:10:52 pm »
A moldy potato

WwUlspad with the potato, knowing consuming parts of sapients is strictly forbidden in his culture?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9815 on: March 18, 2020, 10:21:36 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 18, 2020, 10:10:52 pm
A moldy potato

WwUlspad with the potato, knowing consuming parts of sapients is strictly forbidden in his culture?
he’s the leader, just change the lsw
What would Regfed do if his leader suddenly changed the law to allow for eating parts of Sapients?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9816 on: March 18, 2020, 11:36:50 pm »
Wonder who forbade it in the first place, since eating sapients is usually a personal matter for goblins.

What would Ulspa do after eating a moldy potato, suddenly pondering whether or not it fulfills his carnivore diet just because it came from an elf?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9817 on: March 18, 2020, 11:47:37 pm »
Ulspa concludes that elves must really be a species of plant.

What would Ulspa do if he discovered that literally everyone in the dark pit is the leader of at least 5 secret plots?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9818 on: March 19, 2020, 07:46:53 am »
Realize that they are far behind and start creating lots of secret plots to catch up.

What Would Ulspa do if all of their plots failed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9819 on: March 19, 2020, 03:44:04 pm »
Be amazed at this stroke of (not necessarily good or bad) luck and concoct a plot of his own.

What would Ulspa do with his plot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9820 on: March 20, 2020, 01:52:16 am »
Plot to plot more plots.

What would Ulspa do if he couldn't plot any good plots?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9821 on: March 21, 2020, 12:29:07 pm »
Send his rivals to the nearest dwarf fortress so they can't find him making *secret plots*

WWUD if he overheard his goblin captor arranging a siege and plot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9822 on: March 21, 2020, 01:01:28 pm »
Start a convoluted plot to foil the siege and plot. Stage 1 is to convince the siege goblins of the value of quality dwarven socks.

WWUD for stage 2?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9823 on: March 21, 2020, 05:00:47 pm »
For stage 2, Urist dumps *pig tail socks* into the caverns as bait for the goblins. They've been sealed up for years, and the forgotten beasts have been building up.

WWUD if his fellow dwarfs rushed into the caverns to retrieve the socks before the goblins can get them?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9824 on: March 22, 2020, 03:15:36 am »
Wait until the goblins follow the dwarves in then lock close the drawbridge, leaving him alone in the fort with all the masterwork sock.

WWUD alone in a fort filled with masterwork socks?
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