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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637217 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9825 on: March 22, 2020, 04:52:33 pm »
Invent sock puppetry.

WWUD if the socks began telling him that some of the other socks were plotting against him?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9826 on: March 23, 2020, 10:25:24 am »
Realize he might be going insane. Ask the socks why they are plotting against him

What would Urist McMiner do if he is a dwarf who accidentally mined into an area where a lone goblin was interrogating socks about plots they have against him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9827 on: March 23, 2020, 01:35:39 pm »
Urist watches in horror as the goblin drops one sock from each pair into a magma pool. Urist quickly builds a wall to block the tunnel.

WWUD if he was haunted by sock ghosts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9828 on: March 23, 2020, 02:16:14 pm »
Wear the sock ghosts.

WWUD if the sock ghosts started making him kick himself?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9829 on: March 23, 2020, 05:09:32 pm »
Have his ankle broken.

WWUD if his leg was now haunted, socks or no?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9830 on: March 24, 2020, 02:36:38 am »
Urist finds himself tap-dancing towards the atom smasher.

WWUD if he saw another Urist tap-dancing towards the atom smasher with broken ankles?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9831 on: March 24, 2020, 04:48:01 am »
He'd wait until the tap dancer was in position and atom smash 'em, because he's tired of all the crazies in wondering around the fort,

WWUD after smashing the crazy dwarf?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9832 on: March 24, 2020, 07:55:32 pm »
Be haunted by a ghostly tap dancing dwarf, enter a fell mood, and turn him into dwarven ghost leather pants.

WWUD with a pair of ghostly pants?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9833 on: March 26, 2020, 06:31:39 am »
Put them in a mueseum so he could admire them, then complain he wasn't dressed correctly

WWUD when visiting the artifact mueseum?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9834 on: March 26, 2020, 01:52:48 pm »
Take the ghost pants and use them to replace his xPantsx.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf going around wearing ghost pants with no underwear underneath?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9835 on: March 26, 2020, 06:34:50 pm »
Accuse the ghost-pants-wearing dwarf of being stark raving mad.

WWUD after this action?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9836 on: March 26, 2020, 06:44:36 pm »
There is awkward silence. Urist clumsily over explains his can-clearly-see-you're-nuts joke.

WWUD if no one laughed?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9837 on: March 27, 2020, 06:47:05 am »
Throw a tantrum, and break some stuff in the dining room.

WWUD if he saw the tantruming dwarf in the dining room?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9838 on: March 27, 2020, 04:09:14 pm »
Punch the tantrummer in the eye and complain that his fist hurts (the non-tantrummer is the one complaining).

WWUD after this action?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9839 on: March 27, 2020, 04:22:59 pm »
Z(which one?)
Both Urist McTantrum and Urist McFistPain receive pain to both fists, as will as both losing their eye, because of the haunted goblet of plump helmet wine cursing them
WW Urist McNewcomer do when he saw this?
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