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[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Go inside and talk to someone
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?

Tell him about a monster on the other side of the world in hopes he'll go fight it instead of killing him.
WWUD with the information he was just given?

Ask for more information, Urist is a bookworm.
WWUD after asking for more information?

Follow into the city
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?

Grab the armadillo man and carry it away.

WWUD now that he has obtained a armadillo?

Urist cancels Think: Interrupted by an armadillo man.
WWUD after being scared out of his thoughts?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist cancels chat: interrupted by split personality disorder.
Urist cancels take animal to pen: interrupted by split personality disorder.

WWUD with split personality disorder?
WWUD with split personality disorder?

[Naturegirl1999]

Urist asks how this happened
Urist seizes control of the body’s legs and moves them towards a new fort

WWUD when his body is automatically moving to a new fort?
WWUD when getting to a new fort?

[King Zultan]

Start to panic and cry.
Go to the tavern and drink until he passes out.

WWUD after he stopped crying?
WWUD after he woke up in the tavern floor?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Personality 1 would do the following: Meditate.
Personality 2 would do the following: Stand up and order another drink, being a dwarf.

What would Urist, as Personality 1, do after finishing his meditation?
What would Urist, as Personality 2, do after ordering another drink?

[Olith McHuman]

Personality 1 recalls the time he got caught in the rain 5 years ago and has a breakdown.
Personality 2 drinks his drink. It's sunshine, his favorite. He is quite content, then he passes out on the floor again.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf drinking himself into a stupor while crying and looking content?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Ask the dwarf how his day went.

WWUD after trying to socialize with a split-personality dwarf?

[King Zultan]

Go get a drink because talking to the insane made him thirsty.

WWUD after he went to the tavern and got the drink?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Fall on the floor laughing, something was wrong with the ale he drank.

WWUD after drinking possibly-poisoned ale?

[Naturegirl1999]

Begin hearing whispers as the light slowly fades into darkness. The whispers tell Urist to follow them. As he does so, his body transforms, as demons surround him. He starts to grow feathers, increase in size, grow sharp teeth and a bird’s beak, as his head turns into that of a snake, and his legs and arms become the 4 legs of a horse. The darkness recedes back into the light. Urist is now a feathered horse with a snake head and a bird beak with sharp teeth. His eyes open, and he hears screams of terror.

What would Urist the bartender do if he saw a dwarf fall down laughing as he transformed into a feathered horse with a bird’s beak, sharp teeth, and the head of a snake as patrons are screaming in terror?

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Start a tavern brawl with Urist McMutated.

What would Urist McBartender do after starting a brawl with Urist McMutated?

[Eric Blank]

Be devoured by Urist McMutated.

Wwud after witnessing this?

[Olith McHuman]

Urist is jealous. All of the cool kids are turning into cosmic horrors, and here he is just a normal dwarf. He goes down to the temple to topple some statues and fix this.

WWUD if he got wereant instead of wereelephant like he wanted?

[King Zultan]

Seek out his god so he could beat the crap out of it for not making him the mutant he wanted to be.

WWUD once he found his god and challenged it to a fight?

[Eschar]

IMMINENT: ATTACKING YO(URIST) WITH WIDE-ANGLE DISINTEGRATION BEAM

WWUD upon realizing this attack was incoming?