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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638391 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9975 on: May 06, 2020, 02:26:56 pm »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 06, 2020, 11:28:54 am
Continue making it kill other crundles, then make its host butcher said dead crundles and turn them into more bone blocks for its elf minion to build a shack with.

WWUBD if the elf minion started misbehaving?
The crundle is more obedient
Make its host butcher the elf, making elf bone blocks
What would the elf do if a crundle with a beard is extracting its bones and making blocks with them?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9976 on: May 06, 2020, 03:00:31 pm »
Issue a sternly-worded complaint to the crundle before dying.

WWUBD after completing the bone shack?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9977 on: May 06, 2020, 06:32:49 pm »
Wander around the caverns looking for more beards.

WWUBD if it encountered a giant cave spider?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9978 on: May 06, 2020, 06:57:18 pm »
Take control of the GCS and begin weaving more beards.

WWUBD with a few GCS silk bearded crundles?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9979 on: May 07, 2020, 04:25:05 am »
Order them to build a big fortress in the caverns.

WWUBD if sudden invasion of 666 demons.
(Page 666 special!)
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9980 on: May 07, 2020, 10:14:27 am »
Override the demons' brains by ordering its GCS minion to spin 666 beards out of silk and spray them at the demons.

WWUBD after trying to override the demons' brains?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9981 on: May 08, 2020, 04:54:38 pm »
Urist's beard begins to mutate them into dwarfs, so that it can complete its parasitic lifecycle.

WWUBD if these dwarfs began trying to break free of its control, throwing tantrums and partying instead of working?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9982 on: May 08, 2020, 05:45:12 pm »
Discipline them by any means possible.

WWUBD if there was an alcohol shortage?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9983 on: May 09, 2020, 05:41:51 am »
Mandate its production from anything possible.

WWUBD if it was decided that dwarves could be made into alcohol?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9984 on: May 09, 2020, 01:17:51 pm »
The prisoner population is no more, as Dwarfbrew becomes a new alcohol in the fort. Misbehaving dwarves are sent to the brewing chambers to be converted.
What would Urist McAccidentProne do if he accidentally knocked over a masterwork yellow glass vase decorated with a great amethyst gem?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9985 on: May 09, 2020, 03:07:55 pm »
Run away from the brewers who are now chasing him.

WWUD while running away from brewers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9986 on: May 10, 2020, 02:53:57 am »
Flee into the caverns and discover how to make ‼alcohol‼ from ‼magma‼.

WWUD if he had ‼insides‼ due to ‼magma rum‼?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9987 on: May 10, 2020, 04:46:05 am »
He would experience his fat melting off, from the inside!

WWUD after seeing a dwarf burn from the inside out?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9988 on: May 10, 2020, 12:49:18 pm »
Become depressed at the sight of a dwarf turning into a bloody pool of grease.

WWUD after becoming depressed?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9989 on: May 12, 2020, 03:59:21 am »
After a series of tantrums, Urist becomes the fort's unarmed combat and throwing expert.

WWUD if he and 9 haulers were drafted into a squad and told to guard the minecart railgun target zone?
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