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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637059 times)

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9990 on: May 12, 2020, 06:03:57 pm »
Comply with orders. The catch: there's a minecart full of that dreaded substance, liquid sunlight, hurtling toward him at top speed.

WWUD now?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9991 on: May 12, 2020, 06:17:57 pm »
Mistake it for sunshine booze and drink it midair while doing a flip over the cart.

WWUD if he just realized his mistake?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9992 on: May 13, 2020, 02:21:58 am »
Have only milliseconds to think about it before slamming into the ground and blowing apart.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf of flying out of the minecart railgun, then slamming into the ground and blowing apart?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9993 on: May 13, 2020, 11:27:37 am »
Throw a tantrum and, since Urist is Urist McMiner, spectacularly impale his own eye with his ☼steel pick☼.

What would Urist McMiner do after impaling his eye?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9994 on: May 14, 2020, 02:21:36 am »
Thanks to his lack of depth perception, Urist fails to dodge the shower of severed limbs from the other 9 Urists in the railgun.

WWUD after getting kicked by 18 flying feet?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9995 on: May 14, 2020, 11:54:14 am »
Be sent flying 18 feet and collide with a sneaking kobold.

WWUD if the kobold stole his ☼steel pick☼ and began limping away?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9996 on: May 14, 2020, 02:11:24 pm »
Socialize!


WWKD with a ☼steel pick☼?

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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9997 on: May 15, 2020, 04:20:57 am »
Take it back to his home cave and leave it there.

WWKD once he arrived at the cave?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9998 on: May 15, 2020, 06:42:28 pm »
Mention his successful theft.

WWKD now?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9999 on: May 15, 2020, 06:50:32 pm »
Realize nobody's home, find a message that says they all went to work in a chocolate factory.

WWKD after learning all his fellow kobolds are working in a chocolate factory?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10000 on: May 15, 2020, 07:37:26 pm »
Set out to find the chocolate factory.

WWKD after being interrupted during his journey?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10001 on: May 15, 2020, 08:11:50 pm »
Get dragged into an RPG-style random battle versus a goblin.

>Attack
Skill
Defend
Flee

WWKD?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10002 on: May 16, 2020, 01:21:25 am »
Kobold uses poke-ball!
Goblin was caught!

WWKD with a goblin slave team member who totally does not live inside a dark ball unless fighting, and won't be left forgotten on a computer once Kobold catches something better?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10003 on: May 16, 2020, 04:03:06 am »
He'd use it to gather more slaves teammates, so they could challenge a legendary Pokemon beast.

WWKD with his team when they finally find the legendary Pokemon beast?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10004 on: May 16, 2020, 06:44:09 pm »
Kobold uses pokeball!
Roc was caught!

WWRD if Kobold didn't have enough badges?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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