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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 356704 times)

Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2011, 02:18:33 pm »

Dual wield them

WWUD if MAGMAAAA!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2011, 02:25:42 pm »

Drown.

WWUD if he lost a hand.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2011, 02:30:34 pm »

Haul +Lead Barrels+ of Plump Helmet Wine

WWUD if he hadnt got legs nor arms?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2011, 02:49:44 pm »

Hump the Captain of the Guard

WWUD if he became the overlord
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2011, 03:04:37 pm »

He'd kill ALL elves. With magma. And cats. Especially !!Cats!!

WWUD if he was in a mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2011, 03:10:45 pm »

He would ramble about needing something nobody could understand, go berzerk after a few months, and then kill the mayor.

WWUD when he then became the mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2011, 03:43:41 pm »

Make retarded demands, then kill himself with an elaborate mecine because the voices told him to.

WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 04:07:53 pm »

Make retarded Suggestions, then kill his Dwarves with an elaborate machine because the voices told him to.

WWUD if he wasn't actually insane?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 05:00:07 pm »

He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.

WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 06:12:15 pm »

He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.

WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
Nothing.
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2011, 06:16:18 pm »

He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.

WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
Nothing.
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
Casually grab a beer and watch the show.

What would Urist do if he ran into a friendly GCS deep in the caverns?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2011, 09:07:25 pm »

He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.

WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
Nothing.
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
Casually grab a beer and watch the show.

What would Urist do if he ran into a friendly GCS deep in the caverns?
Third one in a row: Either nothing, or grab a beer and watch.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2011, 09:32:55 pm »

great now i don't get a turn. Ah well

What would Urist do if he found an elf-HFS hybrid that couldnt be burned, drowned, or trapped?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2011, 10:05:12 pm »

wrestle to break all it's limbs, rip of its ears and beat it with them till Urist dies of hunger and thirst.

WWUD if there really was just a cold draft and didn't mind being in the milta?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2011, 01:33:32 am »

wrestle to break all it's limbs, rip of its ears and beat it with them till Urist dies of hunger and thirst.

WWUD if there really was just a cold draft and didn't mind being in the milta?

Get killed by a bronze colossus wielding a +Pig Tail Sock+

WWUD if surrounded by not-yet adopted !!cats!! and he liked them for their aloofness?
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