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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638281 times)

EveryZig

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1035 on: September 16, 2011, 12:03:41 am »
Quote from: UristMcScholar on September 15, 2011, 05:47:00 pm
WWUD if he met a kobold?

Protect the horde from skulking filth!

WWUD if he saw kobolds stealing his sock and the last of the booze, but only had time to catch one of them?
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Soaplent green is goblins!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1036 on: September 16, 2011, 01:58:43 am »
Magma the whole fort.

WWUD do if he met Armok? 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1037 on: September 16, 2011, 11:08:39 pm »
Urist:"Heeeeey, what's up, Cog Marley..."
Armok:"My name is Armok, damnit!"
Urist:"Chill out, man... Have some of this Dwarven weed..."
*5 mins later*
Armok:"Yeah...That's the good stuff right there..."

WWUD if he was the Sniper?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1038 on: September 17, 2011, 12:34:35 am »
"Drinkin's a good job, mate. Lazy work, underground. You'll not go thirsty..."

WWUD if he was GLaDOS?
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1039 on: September 17, 2011, 03:42:09 am »
Make rum cake.
WWUD if his sister was an elf?
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Quote from: Green Durant on August 23, 2011, 01:03:49 am
I'm mining out and admixture every section of adamant ore I can get my easily on to alternation my armoursmith up to allegorical so he can accomplish actively alarming armour for my aggressive. again I'm traveling to do the aforementioned for weapons.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1040 on: September 17, 2011, 05:41:10 am »
Well, that means he is an elf too. So hug a tree.

WWUD if boogeymen sieged the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1041 on: September 17, 2011, 09:49:13 am »
Enter a martial trance, and become a sexy shoeless god of war.

WWUD if he found himself in the real world with no way back?
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1042 on: September 17, 2011, 09:57:07 am »
Strike the earth and then get protested by PETA, whose blood paint he would be providing.


WWUD if he was a cat?
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1043 on: September 17, 2011, 10:08:02 am »
Rule the world.

WWUD if he saw this topic?
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1044 on: September 17, 2011, 12:24:57 pm »
Answer each every question as a reason not to do work!

WWUD if he was crippled?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on January 01, 2012, 03:37:32 pm
Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1045 on: September 18, 2011, 11:12:50 am »
Read this topic.

WWUD if all the adamantine just disappeared? 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1046 on: September 18, 2011, 02:01:43 pm »
Use steel.
Then wonder why there's a galena tube in the magma sea.

WWUD if he was Goku?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1047 on: October 08, 2011, 09:37:30 pm »
Use the Dragonballs to get all the booze and socks that ever existed. Also magma.

What would Urist McFreeman do if he had a gravity gun AND a portal gun?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1048 on: October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm »
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

WWUD if socks never existed?
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Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on November 13, 2011, 05:58:07 am
"What's the deep dark pit, that turns mining operations to shit?"  "The shaft!"  "You see this shaft is a bad mother--"
"Shut your mouth!"
"But I'm talkin' about the shaft!"
"Then we can dig it."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1049 on: October 08, 2011, 10:06:15 pm »
Probably get some damn work done.

What would urist use refined osmium or iridium for?
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